Tim constantly says "This is literally 1984" whenever Jon reminds him of any of his work responsibilities, or the fact that he cannot wear an open hawaiian to the archives

i existed for 30 seconds (been hiding outside of front) and my girlfriend immediately jumped into front for the first time in weeks just to hang out with me we made ramen and we're watching stupid youtube videos gah live laugh lesbian

meet her gays (me and the other girls she has on a leash)

ugh the least my abusers could do is keep good alcohol in the house whats even the point in stealing it if its less than 80 proof :/

trying to convince my boyfriend to go bald,,, any advice?

love dreaming, yea the last 4 months were just in my head, welcome back to existing for real

I abide by the five second rule but also time isn't real so idk man

some guy is playing classical (i think, the superliminal shit) piano music so well nothing feels real anymore dude

Gerry x Slenderman

tumblr is soooo much better drunk

none of the scam accounts that message me are any fun </3 at least try to have fun with it guys :(

if the american boyfriend doesn't make it to my band's show i will die i think

this rum tastes so bad it highkey might stop me from getting drunk tonight

U turn? But I'm the one driving?

and now begins the solid week of "was that a gunshot or a firework?"

It is deceivingly hard to buy an axe outside of central london