buried brain

Simon: harder, daddy

Negan: what

i have issues okay?

well what i was thinking is maybe a modern au. maybe one day on the job Rick gets a call to a bar to take care of a raving lunatic who’s trashed the place. Carl so happens to be in Ricks car at the time and after a moment Rick comes out with the culprit and Carl catches a glimpse of him and

oh damn

and to make matters worse Simon flirts it up with the boy as they drive to the station and later that night Carl gets off on imagining all those things Simon said he’d enjoy doing to him

about a month passes and suddenly a doorbell rings and wouldn’t you know it it was that sleaze all dressed up for the occasion. he spins some bullshit about how he’s sorry about what happened that night and tells Rick he turned over a new leaf but its all bullshit to get close to a very pretty brat~