Carbonated Burgers

I am hard to eat with a knife and fork, I am usually served with a side of fries, I am a hamburger. What am I?

are you a hamburger

Yeah man

Four words: don’t go to bed without a big fucking jug of water because what if you wake up thirsty

please explain how this is four words and not 13

Subtract nine words from my words and then its four words

This is a worm? Or perhaps some sort of slug?

And it's gonna getcha

Pretty sure that's a Siberian Striped Seal.

That keyboard is a sin against humanity

MANY of you would have unquestioningly went along with the Salem witch trials.

Whats wrong, you barely touched your pellets

I need a mix of wet and dry food.

What the fuck. You talk?

I love how tumblr users play with Jorge I mean jpegs not Jorge who the fuck is Jorge

Spiders jpg

Woah dude

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yeah the 2020s have been difficult but at least we have the consolation that a single season of modern tv now takes 5 years to make and lasts about 16 seconds

AND 👆 costs twenty billion dollars per episode

and costs twenty billion dollars per episode