ranch is DEAD ketchup is my new best friend

Growing up is actually just enjoying the exact same things you enjoyed at 14 years old, but in a more gay way

every dnp tour has a scene that’s pure distilled red sauce that makes me go crazy and hurt myself and others. tit was of course My beautiful wife i miss every day. ii Well obviously it’s wheel of sacrifice i think it’s very obvious at this point. tatinof…………… well ive never stopped believing cake scene footage is still out there. So jot that down

HAPPY ONE YEAR TO THE CRAZIEST THING EVER

the way they always fall back on “at least we had each other” and “but hey we were there together” like it really is dan and phil against the world and for everything from long term trauma to disappointment at the timing of your first firefly sighting, the most important thing and the thing that has been a balm is that they were there together. the thing they always think, reflexively, is well no matter what a day looked like it was a day with you.

everyone was mocking dan for talking too much during the interview but he was chivalrously yapping because phil gets nervous. #thinkbeforeyouspeak #supportivehusband #dontjudge #youneverknowwhatpeoplearegoingthrough #generousattentionseeking

i really thought the point of "being lgbt+ doesn't absolve you of racism as a white person" was that white people arent absolved of racism by being marginalized but it really seems like people think other marginalizations make it okay. no being disabled doesn't do it. no being poor doesnt do it. we need to fight against racism actively no matter what.

huge fan of kink blogs that highlight key words like this. honestly It always makes me think of ace attorney like. daddy may know what the murder weapon is