There's Only One Green Monster And She's 5'5"

It's okay, it's not like my primary team is unscathed (Alina whyyyyyyyyyyy), but also the beautiful, truly mighty Ducks dodging damage is amazing for me

A goalie is going to get hurt, and I am going to find the refs that allowed it and rip out their jugulars

The funny part is, I literally jinxed it. I said "I don't think anything will happen in the last 1:30 of the period" then Zummie literally scored and then the C*rl elbow to the face that caused a fight

Maddie isn't usually this aggressive, but after Stacey's shoulder came in on her mask, that's the second hit to her head in a short amount of time, and if she were on any other team, she would be able to rely on her own players to defend her, but because she CAN'T she has to do it herself

NO OT LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOO

"Heaven is a Place on Earth" playing in Lowell, Massachusetts, I know that's right

JAIME LEE, YOU BEAUTIFUL, BEAUTIFUL CREATURE

AND IT'S #1 AERIN FRANKEL FAN, ALINA MÜLLER

And with that Carp goal (GGGB) that means that Frankel keeps her topdog spot of most shutouts in the regular season for 25-26! >:D

LET'S FUCKING GO LESBIANS

Didn't realize the last game of the season would be a rendition of Allison and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat XD

Jaques went "fuck that post" and just got another one anyway XD

Refs really just want this game done, huh? And fuck anyone who gets slashed in the legs or their feet hooked out from underneath them