Welcome To Bunny’s Basement!

mouth forced open with a spider gag, tongue held out of the way with forceps, your gloved hand fingering my throat until i no longer have a gag reflex

putting my hand up during sex to ask a clarifying question about the order you just gave me

We need to bring back ringback tones. The fact that my parents and teachers had to hear the chorus of "Wow, I Can Get Sexual Too" by Say Anything every time they called me when I was in middle school is kinda funny.

This is NOT about ringtones. This is about ringBACK tones, which was where you could make it so that when someone called YOU, instead of hearing the generic phone ringing noise, THEY heard a song. It was insufferable. I loved it. Every time my one friend left her phone unattended, I changed hers to "White and Nerdy" by Weird Al and her parents had to pay $3.99 for it.