I’m mostly just using this blog to post some imagines I’m writing for practice. I’ve got this project idea, and getting feedback on my portrayals of the characters would really help! (Feel free to ask about that project, too, as I will soon be posting about it in tandem with the imagines, haha~) Sooo feel free to send in whatever asks you like, as long as they adhere to the rules! Speaking of...
Rules:
I will only write for Homestuck characters, for now! (No fanventures, Hiveswap [yet], or characters who only appeared in the Epilogues or HS^2)
I only write Headcanons/Imagines at the moment, so please only request those!
I will ONLY write Canon x Reader. (Ex. Dirk x Reader, Jake x Reader, etc..)
Max of six characters per ask.
NO -cest of any kind. (No stridercest, vantascest, etc..)
NO pedophilia, kink, or gore-related asks.
NO dub-con/non-con or self-harm/suicide.
Borderline NSFW asks are fine (such as how aftercare is, their habits, etc.. I’m not writing out a full fic worth of information, or being super graphic, though!)
Pretty please do not try to RP in my dms/asks.
Trickster, Yandere, and Heinoustuck are all acceptable aus/versions to write for, and I will gladly accept requests for them <3
I’m usually fixed on romantic portrayals, but I will write for any quadrant!
Characters I write for:
I want to primarily write for six versions of Dave/Dirk, given the project that I’m working on! These are:
Dave (Beta)
Dirk (Alpha)
Hal (Alpha)
Davie (Trickster Au!Dave)
David (Heinoustuck!Dave)
Davian (Davesprite)
However, I do really like flexing my creative muscles and trying characters outside of my primary focuses! Sooo I will also write for:
-All the other Beta and Alpha humans.
-The Beta Trolls
Thanks for reading, and happy asking!
(PS, I’ve never actually read the entirety of homestuck, so some of these depictions might be slightly off. I have, however, completed both Friendsim and Pesterquest, as well as read about 2.5k pages of Homestuck. I’m aware of all the plot spoilers, so dw about spoiling anything for me!)
(Also, every character I write is over 18, usually older! Everyone is an adult!)
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(The first of a few posts I plan to do in the next week, this one was just the closest to being finished, so I got it done first! Sorry if they’re a little inconsistent, I started them 2 months ago and finished them today.)
(Backgrounds/pics from Pesterquest!)
(Edit: Tag yourself I put the wrong pic in Dave’s section)
Dave:
-Dave’s giving love language (aka how he expresses his affections) is gifts.
-And what better gift than a sick nasty rap about how great he thinks you are? Or maybe one about how much he loves you?
-He’d be super into those cheesy couple’s shirts, too. Ironically, of course.
-Dave loves to gift you dumb, off-brand or off-the-wall shit he finds online, too. Super ugly, lumpy Garfield? Sign him up. ‘Harry Potter hates Ohio’ t-shirt? Hope they got your size. ‘This Christian Mom HATES Stuart Little’ bumper sticker? Doesn’t matter if you have a car or not, you better find something to put it on.
-If all else fails, he’s at least got some Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff comics as gifts to fall back on.
-Dave’s receiving love language (aka how he prefers to receive affection) is touch.
-Much like most, if not all, of the other Striders, Dave is touch-starved. After the sort of upbringing he had, however, who could really blame him.
-He loves holding your hand in public, and absolutely adores how warm and cozy you feel against him whenever you hug him.
-He would absolutely never admit it, but he lives for stupid, cheesy gestures, like a posh bow and kiss on the hand, or a movie-esque kiss under some sort of spotlight (even if it was just because the bulbs in your kitchen died, and there’s only one functioning atm.)
-His favorite, though, are the soft, early-morning kisses he gets from you, before either of you are fully awake. The tickle of your breath across his face makes him smile more genuinely than he ever thought he could.
Dirk:
-Dirk’s giving love language is acts of service.
-He’s not usually the most helpful guy, despite how capable he is, so going out of his way to help those he cares about is a pretty big thing for him.
-Even if the person isn’t aware of the act he did, it still does him some good, internally, to do these little acts for them, no matter how small.
-Long day at work? Let him draw you a bath. Too tired to cook? He’ll order take-out.
-The list goes on. He’s not the best at expressing himself through words, or being open about that stuff, but he really tries to express just how much he cares through his actions.
-His receiving love language, on the other hand, is quality time!
-He’d honestly be pretty satisfied with you just sitting across the room from him while he works on something.
-Just knowing you’re nearby is a huge comfort to him. It helps him feel less lonely.
-It’s also the easiest for the both of you, given how he has a lot on his plate, usually.
-It also helps him get a better idea on what things you might need help with (allowing him to utilize his giving love language of acts of service!)
Hal:
-Hal’s giving love language is acts of service.
-Being that he was stuck in a pair of goofy anime shades for quite some time, he had a decent chunk of time to hone his skills in various fields. Just give him the word, and he’ll do his absolute best to help you.
-Stuck on a college assignment? He’s got thousands of college books at his disposal, free of charge. Can’t remember the name of a song that’s been stuck in your head for weeks? Hum it for him, and he’ll scan through his database until he finds a match.
-He’s especially good with computers, so if you need help with anything of that sort, he’s your guy. Hell, he’ll even build you one if that’s what you want.
-Hal isn’t very good at cooking, despite the wealth of knowledge at his fingertips, but he is great at finding coupons for take-out places, so he’ll always have your back if you’re ever too tired to cook dinner.
-To no one’s surprise, Hal’s receiving love language is words of affirmation.
-Touch is a close second, but nothing beats hearing you tell him just how much he matters to you, and how much you love him. <3
-He especially likes it when you tell him specific things you like about him, personality or accomplishment-wise. Anything to prove to him that you view him as an individual and not just the “bad parts” of Dirk.
-Even simple stuff like “thank you”s are enough to get him feeling a little puffed up in the chest.
-Every time you say “I love you” his circuits heat up a little.
Davie (Trickster!Dave):
-Hickies aren’t technically a love language, but-
-Davie’s giving love language is touch! (Not that that surprises anyone)
-It’s pretty well-known that tricksters adore physical expressions of love (kisses, hand holding, snuggling), and Davie is no exception!
-You’re pretty much always touching whenever the two of you are out in public, which is honestly good for the both of you since Davie tends to float absentmindedly, and you two certainly don’t want to get separated or lost from one another.
-At night (or whenever the two of you find time to snuggle), he enjoys wrapping himself around you like a koala, kissing and smushing your cheek, affirming over and over how deeply he adores you.
-Davie’s receiving love language is gifts!
-He adores receiving just about anything from you, since he sees it as inherently special due to coming from someone like you.
-He especially loves receiving something that the two of you can match to one another (like those touch bracelets, or even just a regular matching colorful bracelet!)
-If you give him any kind of edible gift (such as chocolates, candies, etc.) he will love you forever. (His favorite flavor is strawberry, btw!)
-Not that many people would guess on first glance, but Davie’s also really into videogames, so any gaming paraphernalia or related merch would absolutely send him over the moon!
David (Heinoustuck!Dave):
-David’s giving love language is gifts!
-A little surprising, maybe, until you consider the fact that he’s at least partially bird. A crow, more specifically.
-So when he sees little shiny or pretty things, he automatically thinks of you! Surely, you’ll love getting another slightly dirty coin he found on the sidewalk, won’t you?
-He does go out of his way to pick nicer gifts, sometimes, though.
-If you’ve had a tough week, guess who snagged some of your favorite treats to unwind with? That’s right. This guy.
-David’s receiving love language is acts of service.
-David is a pretty self-sufficient sort, and doesn’t particularly want for much. However, he certainly won’t turn you away if you offer to help with something a little trickier.
-He absolutely adores it when you help him preen his feathers or brush his hair.
-Additionally, helping him to find clothes that can work with his- ahem- unique situation, or even just helping him to fluff up his sleeping area (re: borderline nest of clothes and trinkets) is also greatly appreciated.
-He’s always messing around with something or other, so as long as you’re there to back him up, everything is peachy keen!~
Davian (Davesprite):
-Davian’s giving love language is quality time.
-Given the crazy darting around and timeline-hopping he’s used to, he finds it nice to just relax with the person he loves, staying around them for as long as he can.
-Even if you’re both doing something else, it’s comforting for him to know that you’re not that far away.
-He especially loves to experience things with you, like dumb movies or stargazing. Anything the two of you can share as a memory together, considering he has so, so few that he can share with anybody else.
-As long as you’re beside him, he’s happy.
-Though it might be a little unexpected, Davian’s receiving love language is touch.
-Generally, Davian isn’t that accustomed to people wanting to be near him, let alone touching any part of him (especially when he still had the sword in his gut.) But you’re different, aren’t you?
-Even gently brushing the hair away from his glasses is enough to make him softly coo with adoration.
-He’ll let you pet his wings or neck feathers, if you want. Purely for your own benefit. It totally doesn’t feel super nice and comforting. Nope. No siree.
-Lovingly cradle his face in your hands and watch this man crumble to dust at your fingertips.
Apologies for dropping off the face of the earth right after my first two posts, I got distracted by irl stuff. I will be answering my asks here shortly (within the next day or so) and posting some more stuff! Thanks for your patience! <3
Turns out I’m a dirty filthy liar and it will take until this weekend, BUT there will be many posts!
Things to expect:
-Yandere Dirk without the ability to place spying equipment in one’s house HCs
-Yandere Eridan HCs
-Love Language HCs for my core 6 Striders
-Probably more! <3
Thank you guys for being so patient!
Apologies for dropping off the face of the earth right after my first two posts, I got distracted by irl stuff. I will be answering my asks here shortly (within the next day or so) and posting some more stuff! Thanks for your patience! <3
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- He couldn’t tell when it had started. When his feelings of soft admiration and warmth had turned to poison in his veins. When butterflies had become shards of glass lodged deep within him. When love for you had turned into an all-consuming obsession.
- A sickening, frantic, burning desire for you.
- Dirk tried to manage it at first. He tried everything to shift his mind away from you. He threw himself into project after project, working harder than ever, busying himself with dozens of things at once in a futile and desperate attempt to finally clear his mind. To stop whatever was happening, before it was too late.
- AR handled the bulk of his human interaction during this time, assuring Jake, Jane, and Roxy that everything was fine. That he was just working on something important.
- But when you reached out to him…
- God, he couldn’t bear to let AR handle it. He didn’t want that thing to scare you away. Not when he was like this. Not when he couldn’t talk his way out of whatever AR managed to reveal to you.
- You were concerned. Of course you were. You were so sweet to worry about him like that. If only you knew the pain you were causing him right then, just by being so, so far away…
- But it was safer this way. He was sure of it. The longer he was away from you, the better chance he had of getting over this ‘sickness’.
- On the other hand, he wasn’t certain how long he could go without seeing you again. Without being able to bask in the light and warmth of your smile, or admiring the soft shine of your hair, or experiencing the intoxicating way you spoke, with that little lilt like you knew exactly what you were doing to him…
- He could hardly sleep at night. All he could think about was how cold and empty his bed was without you in it. How badly he wished he could just see you.
- That was when he had an idea.
- Dirk knew it was wrong. He knew the second he set up that first camera, already planning in his mind where he’d hide the other half a dozen around your place. It was an invasion of your privacy, a breach of your trust- it was wrong.
- Still, it was the only way he could keep himself from doing something worse. Something that you’d probably never forgive him for.
- Day and night, he’d watch the camera feed, watching you as you went around your place. He smiled and chuckled whenever you did something silly, or when you danced like nobody was watching.
- And… nobody should have been watching. Least of all Dirk. But he couldn’t help himself! He adored you! He craved you. Craved being around you. He wanted to be there with you every second of the day, dancing with you, singing with you in the kitchen, sleeping beside you at night. He wanted to share all those little moments with you.
- When you left your place- when you went outside the reach of the cameras, he felt sick to his stomach. How could he be sure you were okay if he couldn’t see you? How could he be certain that you were safe?
- It was a slippery slope, trying to keep track of you. One camera turned to a dozen. Dozens turned to drones. Anything to make sure you were safe, wherever you went.
- Even if you’d be so much safer with him.
- Progress slowed on all his projects. He couldn’t remember the last time he’d finished any of them.
- He’d even shut off AR at some point, though he couldn’t quite recall when. He didn’t want to risk it talking to you instead of the real him.
- Dirk knew this wasn’t sustainable. It wasn’t healthy for him, and it wasn’t slowing down his feelings for you. He couldn’t just stay hunched over his desk all day, watching wherever the drone followed you (much as he enjoyed admiring you.)
- He knew he’d have to take some drastic measures, sooner rather than later…
- When he finally cracked, it was sudden, and without any kind of warning to anyone besides himself.
- He didn’t want to scare you any more than he knew he already would. He was so very, very careful when he snuck in, and as he moved silently across the floor, all the way into your room.
- It wasn’t hard to snap the handcuffs over your wrists, or to quickly gag your mouth with a long cloth he’d brought with him. He didn’t want you squirming around too badly, or making a ruckus that could alert your neighbors or family after all. No, he wanted this to be quick and painless.
- Dirk knew that once he had you on the hoverboard with him, you were as good as his. There was no way you’d thrash around by then, given the risk of falling to what would certainly be your death.
- He had planned this out so very carefully. He had already replaced his sheets and pillows with the same kind that you owned, had already stocked the fridge full of all your favorites, had already bought dozens of outfits for you to wear. Everything was perfect.
- He knew it was awful. It was a monstrous and cruel thing to do, isolating you from everyone you’d ever known and loved… but he couldn’t stop himself.
- ’They didn’t deserve you.’
- And neither did he.
- For the first few days, he kept his distance. He wanted to give you time to adjust, time to understand exactly what was going on. Despite how desperately he wanted to cuddle you, to feel your warm skin against his, he restrained himself. He had done enough damage without traumatizing you any further.
- During those days, he worked at his desk. He finally felt some semblance of normality again, awful as that sounded. He could finally focus on his work, knowing that you weren’t far away. Close enough for him to tell you about whatever he was working on, something he often did, hoping it might bond the two of you even slightly.
- Even if you never forgave him, it was such a comfort just to know you were safe.
- You were together, in his room- your room. Your shared room.
- The thought made his heart skip a beat.
- He knew he didn’t deserve you. Not as a friend, and not as a partner.
- The aching, burning, festering guilt in his chest gnawed away at him when he saw you look his way. Your eyes were so full of confusion and hurt. He couldn’t bear to see you so hurt.
- Even if he didn’t touch you, he still knelt by your bedside, softly cooing apologies and promises to keep you safe. You had to believe him, he wasn’t going to hurt you. Yes, yes, he knew what he was doing was wrong, but he couldn’t just let you go. Not now.
- ‘Not ever.’
- After a few days, he gave you free reign of his room. You were free to walk around as he worked, albeit with the windows locked and a hefty robot just outside the door, ready to snatch you in an instant if you made a break for it.
- That wasn’t the only thing to change, however.
- At night, Dirk began to cling to you like a lifeline, silently terrified you’d somehow manage to escape, and all of this would’ve been for nothing.
- He loved the warmth you provided. The softness of your skin, the plushness of your body, and the way you relaxed after you eventually managed to fall asleep, having tired yourself out struggling to free yourself from the embrace long ago.
- Dirk loved to run his fingers through your hair. To gently nuzzle his head against your chest and listen to your heartbeat, finally comfortable for the first time in months.
- He even took his shades off around you! You were so important to him, he wanted to see you with perfect clarity. Every soft rise and fall of your chest was heaven, and each breath you drew was a symphony to his senses…
- He knew he didn’t deserve you, but he needed you.
-Super stiff and awkward the first time yall cuddled.
-Was not sure where to put his hands.
-After a few sessions, though, he grew to enjoy it.
-Ironically, of course.
-He won’t admit it out loud, but he loves cuddling with you.
-Every time you watch a movie together, he’s pulling you up to his side or into his lap (yes, even if you’re taller than him. Especially if you’re taller than him.)
-Loves to do those cheesy arm-over-the-shoulder gestures during movies, and that usually ends up leading to him pulling you onto his chest while he shifts to lie down on the couch.
-Your weight on top of him is a comfort. Like a warm weighted blanket he can annoy with raps.
-Yeah, sure, he’s toned it down in recent years, but Dave still raps.
-Prepare to hear rhyming lyrical narration about your snuggle sesh.
-If he needs more comfort, though, he’ll just lay his head on your chest and snake his arms around you.
-He is silently dying for you to play with his hair. He wants it so badly.
-It takes a lot of trust, but he will allow you to pluck the glasses off his face and put them aside. This is one of the rare times he has them off, aside from sleeping.
-If you kiss the bridge of his nose after doing this, it’s a one-hit KO.
Dirk:
-Dirk is… not good at cuddling.
-Not for lack of trying, certainly! He’s just really stiff and awkward.
-It takes him a long time to warm up to the idea, despite how much it does secretly interest him.
-He just doesn’t want to cuddle someone until he’s 100% sure he can trust them.
-Why bother enjoying something that might get taken away, right?
-Once you do start cuddling, however, he finds it extremely comforting.
-Despite this, he still flinches slightly when you try to pet his hair or his arm or something whilst cuddling. He just doesn’t expect it. He doesn’t know what to expect, honestly.
-He is very warm. Not as warm as Davian, but a solid second place.
-He also isn’t very talkative whilst cuddling, preferring to stay silent and enjoy eachothers’ company.
-At first, he will be the big spoon, as he sort of feels like it’s his obligation, but, secretly, he would vastly prefer to be the little spoon.
-It just makes him feel so much safer and closer to you.
-Dirk would never admit that, though. You’d have better luck squeezing blood from a stone than you would getting Dirk to admit he likes being held.
-Regardless of position, he enjoys holding you close and firmly within his arms. All the better if he can look you in the eyes during it.
-This is, surprisingly, one of the few times he’ll remove his glasses without any prompting or convincing needed.
-If he trusts you enough to cuddle, he certainly trusts you enough to look you in the eye.
-And what a sight to see… <3
Hal:
-Goes without saying that he is extremely touch-starved
-Unfortunately, he is also wildly in denial about needing any sort of physical affection, so you will 100% have to be the one to ask.
-He will obnoxiously hint to what he wants, until you catch on, however. What a gentleman.
-Whilst cuddling, there’s no doubt his hands will be roaming the entire time
-Not in a pervy way, he just had no physical stimuli for so long that he really misses just being able to touch stuff
-Especially people. He craves human contact like it’s the air he used to breathe.
-His favorite way to snuggle is with his head on your chest.
-He likes to listen to your heartbeat!
-Hopefully you dont mind those pointy ass shades stabbing you in the chest, because they are very unlikely to come off.
-He sort of feels like he needs them to be himself, so while he’ll be apologetic about how uncomfy they are to you, they’re still probably staying there. Nothing personal.
-If they do ever come off, though… ohhh prepare yourself for the most meaningful and loving gazes you’ve ever seen. And a slightly shifted cuddle position so he can rest his head in the crook of your neck. <3
-But, yeah, he’s usually the little spoon.
-If you want him to be the big spoon, though, he’ll oblige.
-He likes carding his fingers through your hair, regardless of length.
-He also likes giving you little forehead kisses, or even just resting his mouth on your forehead.
-Regardless of the exact position, the closer you are, the happier he is~
Davie (Trickster!Dave):
-Can not sit still to save his life.
-He loves cuddling, dont get him wrong!
-It’s just that… when it’s him, cuddling usually turns into something else. Whether it’s a tickle fight, making out, or what have you.
-Cuddling is spontaneous and usually somewhat inconvenient (for you.) He’ll just float by and scoop you up, and hold you close while he casually floats around the room.
-Depending on where you are, he might take off the glasses, but they’ll probably still be hooked into his shirt. He doesn’t like being far from them, after all!
-If you put them on, though, prepare yourself for an onslaught of squeals and adoring kisses aaaall over your face.
-If you somehow manage to get him to snuggle in a bed or on a couch or something like a normal person, he will constantly be fidgeting.
-His hands are running over your body, playing with your hair, whatever he can do to expend his energy and keep moving.
-His favorite way to keep himself busy during cuddling sessions is, of course, kisses!
-He loves to pepper your face with dozens of kisses, and, if you’ll let him, he’ll even trail them down to your neck or collarbone.
-Careful, though. This is a slippery slope to his second favorite way to pass time while cuddling…
-Tickling!
-There is no escape.
-Resign yourself to the fate of being tickled to death by your adorable pastel boyfriend. <3 It’s for the best.
David (Heinoustuck!Dave):
-David isn’t really the kind of guy to ask for cuddles, so much as he is to scoop you up wordlessly and flop down on the nearest piece of furniture.
-Given his big-ass wings, you are always going to be the little spoon.
-When you cuddle, he makes the softest little cooing sounds, like that of a bird.
-If Davie is the guy who never stops moving, David is the guy who absolutely REFUSES to move once he’s comfortable.
-If you try to shift much at all, he’ll just pull you closer and nuzzle into your neck.
-When cuddling you, he adores it when you lie on top of him.
-He likes brushing over your face or hair with his hands. Just soft, little, affectionate touches. For your sake, he only uses his human hand, as he doesn’t want to gross you out.
-He will be extremely happy and flattered if you draw his bird hand up to your face, though. He takes that as a huge sign of acceptance and genuine, heartfelt love that you can feel that comfortable with him.
-Due to his general body structure, he can’t really help how much his beak or his glasses might poke you, or how uncomfortable his wings might make certain cuddling positions. He will murmur soft apologies if you express discomfort, however, and will do his best to shift ever-so-slightly to make you more comfy.
-Will never admit it, but he likes getting little wing scritches.
Davian (Davesprite):
-Cuddling with Davian wouldn’t really be suggested, so much as it would just naturally occur.
-You’d be watching a movie, or drifting off to sleep, and he’d gently pull you into his side.
-He’d wrap his wing around you protectively and pull your head up to his chest.
-He’d place his own head atop yours, as well.
-Davian is so warm. It’s like cuddling a heated blanket.
-And so fluffy!
-Forget stuffed animals, Davian would be the softest to cuddle by a long shot.
-Davian would be hesitant to remove his glasses. It’s one of the few things that connect him obviously to his old life, and he’s not entirely ready to let that go.
-If he does, though, he will insist that you hold onto them for him whilst you snuggle.
-He doesn’t want them to get lost, and you’d be the one he trusts most to keep them safe.
-His neck feathers are so soft… and so, so cozy and warm. Built-in pillow, anyone?
-Like David, he has a habit of cooing when he’s comfortable. He can’t help it, and is a little embarrassed by it. He’ll try to cover it up with a quiet cough whenever it happens.
-Due to his wings, you sort of have to be the little spoon. That is, unless you’re cool with getting a mouthful of orange feathers with every breath.
-He adores it when you run your fingers over his wings, though. Touch them as much as you like, he’ll love every second of it.
-… And like Dave, he will also make up stupid raps about your cuddling sesh. Just with a few bird puns thrown in. <3
