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i gave you my whole life and you didn't even want it

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Y'all are familiar with the classic post "very slow tigers are chasing me"
All of pwhlblr is currently being stalked by the RTTPTPP tiger
the song of the summer is gay people wailing
one must remember the new york sirens happy
All we do is weep woo
For a city to be walkable. It must also be sittable.
#every time I read this phrase the same thing happens#I read it as shittable and go wait that can't be right#oh right they were talking about public benches that makes more sense#but public bathrooms available without fees should also be a thing tho#cities should definitely be shittable#it happens EVERY SINGLE TIME
it must also be shittable

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What do you mean “chat” is now referring to ChatGPT and not twitch chat? What? What? What the fuck? No?
When I address chat I am speaking to a presumed Greek chorus of real human people shitposting on their lunch break, not a machine that devours lakes to covert electricity into slop.
unethical nonmonogamy where god is the third
This is the plot of Harrow the Ninth
For anyone unaware, this week Scotland elected our first ever trans members of parliament
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Things Gideon calls Harrow
in Gideon the Ninth, in order of first incidence
a hideous witch from hell
a psychopath
a butt-touched nun
Nonagesiumus
insane creep
jackass
bitch
my sweet
bucko
Reverend Daughter
gloom mistress
penumbral lady
night boss
bone empress
tenebrous overlord
my lamentable queen
Harrow
numbnuts
you asswipe
assmunch
my midnight hagette
my crepuscular queen
sunshine
ignorant sack of eyeballs
loser
bozo
dick
sugarlips
Bonus: things not stated outright by Gideon but included in the narrative in a way that strongly suggests Gideon would have said them given the chance
desiccated mummy of hate
marchioness of bones
a perfect penitent nunlet
Things Harrow calls Gideon
in Gideon the Ninth, in order of first incidence
Griddle
a disgusting little cuckoo
Nav
you recreant
idiot
illiterate peon
you tool
dolt
hog
an incredible swordswoman
a dreadful human being
moron
Gideon
dullard
imbecile
fool
nincompoop
my only friend
yellow-eyed moron
a weenie
first flower of my house
the greatest cavalier [the ninth] have ever produced
the best of all of us
I want you guys to all start making a bigger stink about Tumblr's Age Verification Horseshit.
Like they tried to change Reblogs and people rightfully got up in arms, this is a LOT worse. In order to have access to any sort of thing dubbed mature, and We haveALL seen what they think is mature, Everything from a black and white photo of a black woman's arm, to posts about IUD recalls, to a nude painted by a 17th century artist, to anything involving the word Trans; you have to send your personal information to a third party site that WILL get hacked, and you will be doxxed. And they can say "Oh shit, well it wasn't us who sent your name address and gender identity to Moldovan teenagers, here's a couple extra minutes in the ball pit.
That's bad enough!!!!!!!! But the entire idea of needing permission from state authorities to access anything labeled mature by our friendly AI overlords is some fucking Boll shit. Die Gedenken Sind Frie baby. This is all a reaction to people getting uppity about their lowly lowly rights and is being propped up by the same bad actors tht have made life unlivable. Fuck that shit.
"Well it's only being rolled out in Brazil and UK" Yeah, to start. "Well they're being forced to do this by laws." YOu know it's always really funny when these tech giants (Or whatever you call owning tumblr dot com) get really antsy about laws considering they pick and choose which ones they abide by.
This is a breaking point and it's going to be very interesting to see how we proceed from here.
i get this now and it won't let me click through to any 'mature' blogs :(

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There is something sooo deeply American going on with Seattle Children’s Hospital that I think would brick the minds of everyone outside of the United States.
The CHILDRENS hospital has to restrict helipad landings because of noise complaints from the wealthy home owners living next to it. Only the most urgent patients can land directly at the hospital. While the other kids have to land a mile away and are taken to the hospital via ambulance. Which is an unnecessary risk to the child’s life and also makes the families pay for the helicopter AND ambulance.
The hospital says some limits on helipad access add pressure when children need lifesaving care.
Apparently this has been going on for decades and is only getting traction because a pilot complained on Twitter.