DW Stan

please. if i get 1 ask for each color, ill go to bed. this does not mean 10 asks, it means as many asks as it takes to answer all of the ‘questions’

Bitches be like ‘I’m so tired and sleepy’ and then stay up doing hyperfixtation shit for the next 5 hours

I think sometimes cats don’t actually know what specifically they want – they’re just generally dissatisfied, so they stand there yelling “I YEARN” on the off chance that you’ll be able to do something about it.

It’s hard to believe that Charlie lived happily ever after when you consider that Willy Wonka gifted him a factory full of death traps housing four missing children.

People believe that transandrophobia is trans women/transfemmes oppressing trans men/transmascs because they also believe that part of transmisogyny is that trans men/transmascs oppress trans women/transfemmes. Which isn't and has never been true. The issues trans people face do not mirror the issues cis people face, and trans men do not oppress trans women, or vice versa.

every time i make a silly joke i start sweating bullets thinking oh no now they'll all think i don't understand themes and narratives

i spent $32 on this fucking bowl at the moma and at first i felt bad buying it bc it was so expensive but ive had a terrible day today and every time i look at my lil bowl im like :o) you know what. i can get through anything with this bowl by my side

andrew garfield is literally the prettiest person in the world

Typical, you cry, wash your face and go out pretending that everything is fine.

i really miss those days back in 1984 when i didn't exist