Just Here For A Good Time

you kids and your NFTs. back in my day, that meant "not for trade." we'd put that on our neopets' profiles so people wouldn't bother us about trading them away. and they did it anyway

straight couples cant stop rubbing up on each other for even a second. this ikea checkout line feels like the streets of gomorrah

“tumblr is free btw” maybe for you. this app has cost me everything

A kind person whose social justice vocabulary is outdated or inadequate for the concepts they’re trying to communicate is a better person than anyone who’d rip them down as a bigot for not keeping up with the euphemism treadmill. Morality is measured by how you treat people, not how well you’ve memorized a continuously evolving set of shibboleths.

Individualism is a poison upon this earth.

You and i overlap in more categories than we remain seperate. A mirror is held up every time you face another human. I am you and you are me bitch

HIS HAIR?

WACK

HIS GEAR??

WACK

HIS JEWELRY???

HIS FOOTSTANCE!?

THE WAY THAT HE TALKS!??

THE WAY THAT HE DOESNT EVEN LIKE TO SMILE!?!?

ME?

literally what is the logic behind naps leaving you with a weird taste in your mouth. i wasnt eating anything i was sleep

its the spiders isnt it

i think we're ALL disney's first openly gay character

By talos, this can't be happening

i just can't understand, besides them simply not understanding or caring about the userbase, why they keep launching these doomed side projects instead of putting that money and effort into the site itself. early 2000s nostalgia is HUUUUGE right now and if they'd fixed the site and launched like, a tiktok account, we could be experiencing a neopets renaissance. but instead we get NFTs for the second time. fuck jumpstart