sad and gay

(buy this here)

— Shira Erlichman, as quoted in Jacqui Germain’s When the Ghosts Come Ashore

"Silly kitty," I say, "I can't control the rain." I then walk into the shower and turn on the rain.

But I can turn lights on and off in the house and he's fairly certain I'm just not applying myself properly here.

You know damn well that can't just stay in the tags

shes just chilling. and why is he doing that at arms length like shes gonna kill him (she actually might. a lot of female octopus eat the male after mating) . and why is he staring at me like that. this feels really awkward guys

DOGE is Musk's cover for illegally destroying the US federal government.

(Source 1, Source 2)

He wants to know if you’d be his valentine

Cheating to get a fucking degree means putting everybody around you at risk. Imagine a car built by somebody who has no fucking clue why some engines explode or catch fire and others don't. A bridge built by somebody who has no idea how much weight different materials can support. A doctor who isn't super clear on which organs do what.

@naportain you’re killing me with this

this puppy currently being fostered by a rescue i follow makes me feel like. like. i don’t know. she’s a bug

i cant fucking do this

team used napkin and mold spore