Your bully and your mom

I'm pleased to announce the establishment and founding of a new organisation dedicated to keeping American children safe against bullying. Moms against bullying (MAB) is a new organisation and project that will encourage highly effective yet unorthodox and taboo methods of reducing bullying. These methods benefit both the victim, mother and even bully.

METHODOLOGY: Male to male bullying typically coincides with the beginning and high peaks of puberty. Elevated levels of testosterone and the lack of physical intimacy for the bully leads to elevated levels of aggression. As opposed to shaming or other ineffective punishments for the bully we recommend a treatment and constant monitoring of the bullies sexual needs. Members of moms against bullying are given courses, education and all other methods of support to help their sons and their bullies to overcome this difficult time in their life through healthy all-natural intimacy.

RESULTS: Upon successful completion of treatment one can expect to see a decrease or total stoppage of negative attention from the bully, as he will be far too busy exploring his Newfound intimate relations.