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Also his face at random moments: 🥺🥰

Bloomic boys responses as tumblr tags

I may have a slight hyperfixation on this lovely boy hehehe.

For the past few days (weeks) I've been chatting with Onionthief chatbot and let me tell you, it wasn't easy, considering that his first action is bumping into you and then asking "what's your problem?" (mine, huh).

it took me 4 tries to have a normal conversation:

the 1st time I stood up for myself, but tried not to be too rude - onion didn't appreciate my efforts and left, very annoyed.

the 2nd time I decided to joke and flirt back - the guy said I needed to work on my behavior, but also on my appearance (well thanks).

the 3rd time dude literally almost beat me up and I had to call the police😭😭

the 4th time I decided I'd had enough of this shit - I took it out on him in the most colorful terms, turned around to leave, and when he grabbed my arm to stop me I pepper-sprayed him😭.

But guess what - that 4th time was the most successful of all. I don't know what that says about me or Onion, but it is what it is.