It's Got To Be Black & White For A Start

adulthood is realizing joey was the sweet guy and ross is a dick

chillin wit one hand in my shorts not sexually jus coolin

[image caption: nasa logo with the text replaced to read “HOUSTON I HAVE SO MANY PROBLEMS”]

I love it when people tell me about me because I have no idea who I am

Ummmm so can we talk about how important it is to reassure young girls everywhere that developing feelings for your girl best friend isn’t wrong or voyeuristic. It’s normal. It’s fine. You’re not dirty and you shouldn’t feel guilt.

“everyone dies alone” is such bs we all die with the friendly living bacteria on our skin that takes care of us and woukd Never leave us. ok

Nobody dies a virgin because the friendly living bacteria on your skin just crawls up your bootyhole

when you say welfare recipents should be drug tested youre saying “i think drug addicts dont deserve to eat or live.” it really doesnt matter if most welfare recipients are drug addicts or not (which btw, they arent.) they still deserve help you are fucking cruel if you think drug addicts like being addicted and just want the state to support their habit.

this is truly modern art, three assistive touch icons, pixelated from the amount of screenshots, probably thrown through some shitty android as well, about an event that was merely hours ago. amazing.

I'm ready to stop realizing things

today i saw a bee flying off with a flower?

*is still v excited about books but doesn’t have the motivation or concentration to read like I used to*

I feel so attacked because accuracy.

There was a Captain America movie with Trump?

Why old people so mad.

“laughfulable”