Pretty Boring.

Antarctic sponges live on a time scale we can barely comprehend. 

UPDATE: WHAT THE FUCK

it took me 3 times reading this post to realized that (wild) meant living in the wild and wasn’t just a casual remark on the longevity of these organisms

my team should hire me to give the players hugs after tough losses

this one’s for my Latino girls who don’t fit the stereotype of dark-haired, dark-eyed seductresses with café con leche skin and an hourglass figure; this one’s for my Latinx girls who are thick and not the “thicc” everyone expects us to be; this one’s for my Latinx girls who have light hair and light eyes but can still claim every part of their heritage; this one’s for my Afro-Latinx girls who get erased from the diaspora due to racism and misogyny; this one’s for my Latinx girls with curly hair and acne and glasses; this one’s for my Latinx girls who don’t speak Spanish or Portuguese but are still every bit as Latinx as those who do; this one’s for my Latin girls who aren’t stereotypically feminine; this one’s for my Latinx girls who weren’t born females but are still valid after and especially after their transition; this one’s for my native Latinx girls who get shunned for their native cultures; this one’s for my Latinx girl with lots of body hair; this one’s for my Latinx girls with big boobs and butts and who are the stereotype but don’t have to feel less; this one’s for my Latinx girls who reject the machismo often ingrained in our cultures; this one’s for my Latinx girls

If this aint the truth

demi devito

danny lovato

what kind of fake tomatoes has oprah faced

all bugs can be organized into one of three categories: homies, chillers, and haters. hornets and wasps are haters. mosquitos are haters. most spiders are homies cuz they eat shitty bugs, some spiders are chillers cuz they dont really do anything, but also some spiders are haters because they’ll kill you. learn to tell the difference. bees are homies but they become haters if you fuck with them. most beetles are chillers but if they’re the kind of beetle that flies really fast at your face then they’re haters.

When mutuals of mutuals go across my blog and reblog stuff but dont follow i be like….ok…you walk into my house..touch my decor…and leave?