Kangaroo

How did I not know we were getting A Christmas Carol adaptation with Johnny Depp, Gandalf, Finnick O'dair, Ron Weasley, and the ghost boyfriend from the new Beetlejuice?

Just to be clear, Jessie absolutely fucked the potty training device in Toy Story 5, didn't she?

Anymore book recommendations on incestuous siblings?

So if Flowers in the Attic is just Boxcar Children then the sequel is like six Sweet Valley High books shoved together.

I think my therapy helped me realize I don't want boys. I want my brother. Yay?

Today I will discuss the parallels between Flowers in the Attic, The Cement Garden, and the Boxcar Children-

That said, I don't really recommend that book. It's not that it's bad, it just feels incomplete. Like when you get a plot bunny and write the first part but are like "Okay now what?" I dunno, I was expecting it to go like full Lord of the Flies and instead it was like, oh we're dirty and regressing and having sex with our siblings. Okay so the Brits have just discovered rednecks.

Why are there so few incest novels? At this rate I'm gonna have to write my own.