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It appears as though I’m becoming quite a large man.

Someone asked how this hoodie fits zipped up.

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Daddy? Was that guy really serious, grumbled Dan to himself as he took himself off home alone. The gay scene was such a bizarre place and Dan had struggled to find his way within it. Having only recently decided to explore his attraction to guys, at the grand old age of thirty, he had frequented many different gay venues and left them all feeling completely out of place. He couldn’t help feeling that he had missed out when he was younger; fresh out of the box and ready to take on one sexy guy after another. 

Like his father before him, Dan’s hair was prematurely turning a little gray in places. He began to feel like an old man amongst a sea of slender, fun-loving gay guys, who clearly felt none of the guilt about their sexuality that had plagued Dan’s life up until now. Going to the big gay clubs had certainly been an error. Being over twenty-five seemed to automatically discount him from being flirted with. If he got up on the dance floor, he felt the judgemental eyes of them all, wondering what the old guy was doing there. But even the small successes were hollow. To the girls, Dan’s pepper gray hair made him appear distinguished. However, here the rules were all different here.

Dan had to admit that he hadn’t expected it all to be so hard. He had his boyish good-looks and an athletic build, with strong shoulders from his many years of playing the drums for his old band. His dress sense was a little dull, he realised, looking at some of the outrageous things a few of the boys were wearing out. However, he didn’t want to draw attention to himself in the way that some of those guys clearly craved. That was how he came to find a bar, tucked away on a quiet back street, that he felt much more suited to. Here, the men were a mix of older and younger; the beer was good and the music didn’t suck quite as badly as everywhere else. But that didn’t mean that it was perfect either. There was an odd hierarchy that Dan couldn’t immediately put his finger on. On a Friday night, a noisy crowd of large, bearded men sat at the table below the front window, chatting loudly with their big, booming voices and seeming to know every person who came in. They watched them all, seeing the inevitable drama unfold, whilst nursing a beer in their large hands, resting on their guts.

Every morning when I got to my job I had a routine. I went to my boss' office, undressed and waited for him to come in. He got me pregnant 6 months ago and I'm really big but he doesn't want me to have an ultrasound so we'll have to find out how many I'm carrying while they come out of me in 3 months.

The routine hadn't changed while I got bigger. My boss loves how big I'm getting so he explores my body with his hands and lips before getting me over the desk and bury his huge dick deep inside me. I know the whole office can hear my moans but I don't care, I want them to know I'm the boss' guy.

Surprisingly today he asked me to quit my job and move in with him so we can "have fun" all night long. Quitting my job was no problem, it wasn't like I was working that much at the office because I spent most of my time naked at the boss' office.

EAT TO GAIN WEIGHT

1. Eat and eat often. While everyone should abide by this rule, it is especially true for those who are trying to gain weight. Eating often means eating five to six small meals a day and packing in those nutrients.

This doesn’t mean eating junk food and sugars; it means lots of protein and carbs. You want to obtain a healthy weight, not build up your fat deposits. Unlike many of your peers, your snacks should be nutritious but calorie dense: think nuts, peanut butter, cheese, dried fruits and avocados. And that bedtime snack? Go for it!

Even though it’s a good way to gain weight, it’s unhealthy – so pass on the sodas and coffee. Keep your liquids up with smoothies or shakes made with low-fat milk or juice for an energized calorie boost. And remember to drink 30 minutes before or after your meal; you don’t want to be full before you even start eating.

2. Eat the right kind of fats. You want a bigger, healthier looking body–not a thin frame with a bit of a paunch. Maximise the avocados, dairy products, nuts (including peanut butter), and meats; stay away from ice cream, fries and fatty junk foods.

Healthy fats can be obtained from foods like peanuts, cashews, and olive oil. Stay away from saturated fats (bad fats) gained from processed foods. If you’re looking for a treat, good alternatives are bran muffins, yogurt, fruit pies and granola bars.

3. Go high-protein. Though it’s a myth that protein builds muscle, it is an essential part of your diet. It’s a building block of our entire body: muscles, bones, skin, hair, and blood. Go for high-protein foods to fill up.

Protein-rich foods include meat, cheese, milk, fish, and eggs. For vegetarians, protein can be found in soy products such as tofu as well as in combinations of foods, such as rice or corn with beans.

4. Layer on the carbs. Though they get a bad rap, carbs, too, help build muscle and facilitate all of your vital functions. Carbs are your body’s main source of energy. Complex carbs are fine; it’s the simple ones you want to avoid. They contain empty calories and will most likely be stored as fat because the sugars enter your bloodstream quickly and cause a spike in blood sugar levels. Brown rice, pasta, potatoes and whole grains fall into the approved category. These sugars are released slowly into your bloodstream and provide a steady supply of energy over a long period of time without causing the insulin spike that leads to fat storage.

5. Eat late at night. Without even upping your food intake, changing your eating times can facilitate the weight gaining process. Have a big dinner late at night and after that? Pile on dessert. A recent study shows that people who snack after 8 p.m. have higher body mass indexes (BMIs) than people who don’t nosh at night, even though they don’t eat significantly more total daily calories. The researchers adjusted for many factors; timing seemed to be the one variable that correlated.

EXERCISE TO GAIN WEIGHT

1. Weight train. While cardio will develop some of your muscles, weight training alone is more likely to cause you to gain weight, since muscle weighs more than fat.

This does not mean you have to join a gym (though that certainly would work!). Do push-ups, crunches, lunges, and squats in the comfort of your own home while watching TV. Exercising also builds up your appetite. After a workout, slam a protein bar or shake to give your muscles what they’re craving.

2. Increase your workout. As you progress, what you’ve been doing will not be enough. Your muscles will get used to the work you’re putting them through–as your workouts get easier, change them up to make them more difficult. Invest in weights for your home. That way, when you only have 15 minutes before you have to get ready for work, you can squeeze in a quick muscle-building session to stay on the right track.

3. Other than weight training, stay immobile. The simple “more calories out than in” motto is true. So apart from bulking up, burn as few calories as possible. Grab the remote, your smoothie, and hanker down on the couch.

If you do become more sedentary overall, it’s important to keep weight training. Even if you can’t see the fat on your body, visceral fat (the kind lining your arteries) can still show up. And visceral fat loves inactivity. So before you sit down to watch that movie, pump some iron. Then have a marathon–a movie marathon–with some snacks.