Bulbasaur’s Mysterious Forest

I was chilling at the library today and a teenager tells his two friends, “ask me any Pokemon. I know them all. I’ll tell you.” And one of the other teen goes “Golduck.” And the first teen says “yeah, that one’s easy. I bet YOU only know it because it evolves from Psyduck. It’s number 52.” And I don’t usually heckle teens because I mean, why would I, but I said, casually, lounging in my library chair, “That’s not true. Meowth is number 52. Pikachu is 25 and flipped around—52—is Meowth.” And a quick google search proved me right. 😎 His two friends were busting his chops all the way out of the library.

I’m always team Grass and I almost wavered upon seeing the reveal but then I saw the INSTANTANEOUS INUNDATION of hate and revilement for this poor Grass starter and thus I am defending 87.5% him/12.5% her with my life. I 💚 Grass Pokémon!!! 🗣️