revealing dark

has anyone figured out how to turn off the thing where you love your pet so much it slides inexorably into grief-borrowing

“For me this glass is already broken. I enjoy it; I drink out of it. It holds my water admirably, sometimes even reflecting the sun in beautiful patterns. If I should tap it, it has a lovely ring to it. But when I put this glass on the shelf and the wind knocks it over or my elbow brushes it off the table and it falls to the ground and shatters, I say, ‘Of course.’ When I understand that the glass is already broken, every moment with it is precious.”

a woman holding her boob should be considered a neutral pensive gesture like when a man scratches his beard

YOU CAN BE STRAPPED FOR CASH??????

THEIR REACTIONS ARE SO GREAT THIS IS THE BEST PRANK

"what did you think you were here for?"

every time i sit down 2 watch a horror movie i think of that one tweet :/

Happy 4th of July from Lisa Simpson!!! 👏 👏 👏

"What were you doing at the devils sacrament" jarking my whole thing off. Next quiestuon.

it’s never a normal temperature anymore it’s always some fucking bullshit