Lumi Glowbush

if i was a little kitty and you were a little kitty would you touch noses with me to say hi

rb to touch prevs kitty nose to say hi

the tracking service for online orders at work keeps glitching and showing the drivers' location as somewhere off the african coast, so me and my coworkers have developed a ritual of standing in a circle and chanting "banished to the ocean. banished to the ocean." like evil sorcerers each time we go to accept an order and every time the location tracker shows them lost at sea we high five and cheer

this is an extremely good joke format

I wish I knew how to play chess

I needed this.

I understand chess and oh my god can this be a meme format? Cause there are so many possible combinations here

IT

FUCKEN

WIMDY

no more sex. we ran out of sex

The community guideline violation pic is arguably more funny than whatever the original response to “check in the back” for more sex was.

This isnt coming out of the closet. This is coughing loudly from within the closet to scare the people outside of it, which is immensely more entertaining.

certified iconic post

not that I post anything ever, but yeah

???

CALL ME IT/SHE THE WAY MY SKIN IS ACTING UP

@nyancrimew

do i REALLY have to pay up ? no way around it ? u sure :3 ?

mutuals to talk to on discord if i was not a quivering anxious animal

mutuals to actually Call on discord now that we’ve started messaging if i was not a quivering anxious animal

watching my mutuals reblog this and looking at them with my sat wet creature eyes from a distance

"We can't help homeless people. That costs money. Instead, we'll spend even more money to make them suffer more."