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if i was a little kitty and you were a little kitty would you touch noses with me to say hi
rb to touch prevs kitty nose to say hi

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I had the most vivid and interesting fever dreams thanks to the COVID shot
I was playing some type of puzzle game that started out in an overhead perspective
It was a turn-based 8-bit game with loose objectives and each decision you made had permanent consequences
Each complete sequence led to a new stage that looked like a completely different game in the next console era
Stage 1 was 8-bit, stage 2 was 16-bit, stage 3 was in an isometric perspective like Final Fantasy Tactics
by the fourth stage, suddenly it turned into the dying seconds of an N64 football game and my character was bewildered and had no idea what was going on
I woke up before I could finish the football game and make my choices
Now my fever is diminishing and I can't sleep so I hope my brain lets me finish the game next time I have a fever
the tracking service for online orders at work keeps glitching and showing the drivers' location as somewhere off the african coast, so me and my coworkers have developed a ritual of standing in a circle and chanting "banished to the ocean. banished to the ocean." like evil sorcerers each time we go to accept an order and every time the location tracker shows them lost at sea we high five and cheer
NULL ISLAND
CAN WE GET SOME APPLAUSE FOR NULL ISLAND
BANISHED TO THE OCEAN!
(It's 0° N, 0° E, so lots of gps glitches return that point when they fuck up.)
this is an extremely good joke format
I wish I knew how to play chess
I needed this.
I understand chess and oh my god can this be a meme format? Cause there are so many possible combinations here

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FUCKEN
WIMDY
no more sex. we ran out of sex
The community guideline violation pic is arguably more funny than whatever the original response to “check in the back” for more sex was.
i really hate coming out but still want my extended family to know, so my mother took it upon herself to invent the game “guess which one of my kids is gay.”
the rules are simple.
sit down with uncle so-and-so
he says something about gay people in passing
my mom says “there’s a gay person at this table right now. guess which of my kids it is!
he looks frantically between the three of us trying to figure out if she’s joking or not and trying desperately not to offend anyone but also she won’t continue with the conversation unless he makes a guess so he has to make a guess
we all enjoy his discomfort immensely
This isnt coming out of the closet. This is coughing loudly from within the closet to scare the people outside of it, which is immensely more entertaining.
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champion of overthinking
not that I post anything ever, but yeah
for april fools day, last night i feminized eminem. i put a loreal logo on him, printed him out on glossy paper, trimmed it, ripped the edge. i’m gonna send this to my friend who’s defended him before and ask if this is a girl from one of the bands she likes.
it did not work.

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CALL ME IT/SHE THE WAY MY SKIN IS ACTING UP
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do i REALLY have to pay up ? no way around it ? u sure :3 ?
mutuals to talk to on discord if i was not a quivering anxious animal
mutuals to actually Call on discord now that we’ve started messaging if i was not a quivering anxious animal
watching my mutuals reblog this and looking at them with my sat wet creature eyes from a distance
I just came across this radical feminist graffiti from the 70s. I can’t place where it’s from. Does anyone know?
TRANS LIBERATION FOREVER

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2023 Megaman Secret Valentine Event Gift Art Reveal!
❤️ Happy Valentine’s Day to all!❤️
And here is a little gift art exchange from Soul Rokkuman to all of you. Thanks for drawing the results post art for me again, Souly!
Thanks to all 30 participants for making this a relatively smooth gift art exchange event. A few small hiccups, but with a short window to create, and trying it this way for the first time, I wasn’t expecting it to be perfect. Appreciate you all giving it your best! Unfortunately, we had two participants unable to complete their gifts on time. One backup was able to create quickly, but there is still one pending, last minute. So I apologize to @skyyism for the delay in yours, but know you will be getting a gift soon.
Due to those issues, today’s post will just be all of the gift art for each participant. Tomorrow, while I have a day off, I will handle the prize money and fanzine raffle results in a separate post. Sorry to delay it slightly!
After the break, I’ll pull all of your Valentines out of my digital homemade shoebox and show them all off!
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