People should do more โmeet uglyโ and less โmeet cuteโ. For example.
โI broke your nose at a mosh pitโ AU
โI hit you with my car and was the only one to visit you in the hospitalโ AU
โYou were chased by the cops, got in my car and just yelled โDrive!โโ AU
โYou punched me in the face while gesticulating wildly to a friendโ AU
โYou laughed in a restaurant but you have an ugly laugh and I thought you were choking, so I spent the last three minutes awkwardly humping you while performing the Heimlich maneuverโ AU
โWe met each other on a Sunday morning, both doing our walk of shameโ AU
โI get really sick on roller-coasters and you had the misfortune of sitting in front of me so, uhโฆ sorryโฆโ AU
โYouโre the bastard who keeps parking right in front of my house so I retaliated by keying your car and you caught meโ AU
โI work at a department store and if you take out and unfold a shirt and then leave it one more time Iโm going to stuff it down your throatโ AU
โYou broke into my apartment drunk thinking it was your friendโs house and I should call the cops but my cat kinda likes you so weโre goodโ AU
โMy new dealer has friended me on Facebook and Iโm unsure of how to react to thatโ AU
โYou saw me reading the same book you did and we got into a heated discussion on how much it sucksโ AU
โThis is a five-hour-long plane ride, weโre sitting together and youโre deathly afraid of flyingโ AU
