People should do more βmeet uglyβ and less βmeet cuteβ. For example.
βI broke your nose at a mosh pitβ AU
βI hit you with my car and was the only one to visit you in the hospitalβ AU
βYou were chased by the cops, got in my car and just yelled βDrive!ββ AU
βYou punched me in the face while gesticulating wildly to a friendβ AU
βYou laughed in a restaurant but you have an ugly laugh and I thought you were choking, so I spent the last three minutes awkwardly humping you while performing the Heimlich maneuverβ AU
βWe met each other on a Sunday morning, both doing our walk of shameβ AU
βI get really sick on roller-coasters and you had the misfortune of sitting in front of me so, uhβ¦ sorryβ¦β AU
βYouβre the bastard who keeps parking right in front of my house so I retaliated by keying your car and you caught meβ AU
βI work at a department store and if you take out and unfold a shirt and then leave it one more time Iβm going to stuff it down your throatβ AU
βYou broke into my apartment drunk thinking it was your friendβs house and I should call the cops but my cat kinda likes you so weβre goodβ AU
βMy new dealer has friended me on Facebook and Iβm unsure of how to react to thatβ AU
βYou saw me reading the same book you did and we got into a heated discussion on how much it sucksβ AU
βThis is a five-hour-long plane ride, weβre sitting together and youβre deathly afraid of flyingβ AU
