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hutsonwoolyums

14-year-old Shane Hollander terrorizing everyone in his heelys

#as he should 😌#heated rivalry

androgynouspenguinexpert

nice one asshole

#redacted audio #AHHH

nerdycleo

Edvin Ryding as Luca Haas fuck I just can’t stop winning can I??

He’s so perfect for the role like we all gotta die I’m sorry yall 😭😭😭😭

I love life

#heated rivalry #PERFECT

military-newsboys

Ilya: God, I need some serotonin Shane: *stands up* Shane: Shane: *sits back down* Shane: I forgot what that was for a second. I was gonna go get you some

#heated rivalry

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cottagehillsunset

I love the headcanon that Shane, when he's really drunk, is a runner (kudos to whoever came up with it).

It doesn't happen often (his Canadian Boyscout Golden Boy of Hockey image is in tact) but there's at least one YouTube compilation. And it's just ordinary people filming insta stories or videos with their friends. And suddenly whoosh Shane Hollander flies past them. Followed closely by Hayden and/or JJ sprinting after him shouting his name.

And over the years more of these videos pop up. Only now they also include Ilya. Wyatt. Troy. On one notable occasion even Scott because he's the only one who knows his way around New York's streets.

The first time Hayden shows up to a club in sneakers Ilya teases him about it but boy does he reget his words when he chases down a drunk Shane four hours later, Hayden already a couple of steps ahead.

#heated rivalry #speedy Shane is like a local cryptid

cottagehillsunset

Shane, drowsy and high on pain meds, looking at Ilya with big brown eyes as he goes, "Ilya? Tell me the story, please?"

The other guys who came with Ilya to visit Shane at the hospital all go "aww, Hollzy you romantic" and "Can't wait go hear this", because Shane is looking at Ilya with eyes full of love and this sweet smile while running his thumb over the wedding ring on his chain. So obviously they all expect some kind of romantic retelling of how they met or a memory the two of them share.

Instead Ilya just turns full audiobook and starts reciting the first chapter of 99: Stories of the Game by Wayne Gretzky and Kirstie McLellan Day as Shane happily snuggles up to him.

#PFFT #heated rivalry

sleepyfortress

Okay doesn’t technically fit in the timeline since Ilya would be with the Centaurs but I didn’t want to make up my own Centaurs jersey LOL

Sorry for the obnoxious watermark but I saw an A*I scam bot stole my work so now I gotta do this

Based on Weapons for Liberty by JCLeyendecker!

#heated rivalry

penandinkprincess

Ok I know we have moved on from the Shane parrots au (sharrots?) but I'm reading a book and there's a grey parrot with attitude and he is mean but funny and I can soooo picture bits of it as applicable to yunas bird. Like she has a cutesy name for yuna and calls Shane shanebug because that's what yuna calls him and Ilya is ilyusha because that's what Shane calls him. David though? David didn't get a fun name. Yuna made one joke once in front of the parrot to David about David trying to bribe the bird into liking him so now the family is built up of yuna, shanebug, ilyusha and snack bitch.

NOT SNACK BITCH

OH MY GOD

I AM ON THE FLOOR

penandinkprincess

imagining david's initial despair and then resignation over the years when he sneaks out of his room with yuna to try and bribe this bird to give him ANY other name

just feeding this bird peanuts in the dead of night while whispering his own name over and over while this bird just matches volume with a whispered "snack bitch" over and over while happily accepting snacks from this very accurately-named human

yuna gets up at 3 am one night wondering where her husband went, sees This happening, and turns around and goes back upstairs

that's just none of her business honestly

#PFFT #HAHAHAH #heated rivalry

swagsmeister

roughhousing

#heated rivalry

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forgotten80sfilm

one little thing ilya does that they don’t acknowledge but shane really appreciates is the way he asks for things. when they’re together and ilya’s drink is getting warm, he doesn’t ask “can you put ice in this, моя любовь?” he asks “can you put three ice in this, моя любовь?” so shane doesn’t stand at the ice maker and worry about how much ice is too much ice or conversely how little ice is not enough. he can just get him three ice cubes and feel accomplished.

same goes with coffee, when ilya needs a top off he shows shane on the side of the mug the line he wants his mug re-filled to. it really helps because shane wants to be helpful. he wants to get things for his husband and receive a kiss on the cheek when he does because it feels like something normal couples do. but he doesn’t want to deal with the dread of having to ask follow up questions because the instructions weren’t clear enough.

#heated rivalry

darlingofdots

idk it's just Shane reaching for Ilya's hand on the team bus and Ilya dragging Shane onto the ice by his hand for practice and Shane and Ilya holding hands waiting for the hotel coffee machine and Ilya sitting on Shane's left at tape review so Shane can still take notes if they hold hands and Shane scrolling on his phone while Ilya catches up with Harris and they're holding hands and

darlingofdots

Ilya opening a gatorade and passing it on without looking, Shane mid-conversation at the bar tilting his head for a drive-by kiss unprompted, an annoyingly complicated handshake ritual before each game, checking each other into the boards to steal a headbutt, Shane getting to the sandwiches first and grabbing Ilya’s favourite, Ilya producing a spare roll of stick tape from nowhere, holding doors for each other, making breakfast, "can you grab my phone and text Rose—" and "your mom wants to know—" and "hey. by the way. we're married"

#heated rivalry

wingsseni

don't forget your spf !

#heated rivalry

bostonlilyofthevalley

masochism everywhere for those with the eyes to see

ilya version

#heated rivalry

bostonlilyofthevalley

sadism everywhere for those with the eyes to see

shane version

#heated rivalry

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mina-logan

“Shane, how does it feel to be back on Montreal ice?”

#heated rivalry

lukewarmtomatosoup

clutching my chest and falling to the ground oughhhhh…… auuughhh.. woaaaaugh

this is a redraw of this post i made back in 2023! primrose and feather by alphonse mucha but i made it my blorbos <3

#tma #!!!!

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