recalling my insane former roommate who said their cat did things out of genuine emotion whereas my cat behaved performatively

Not funny didn't laugh plus there's a gas leak in your house

I don't smell nothing

Go back to sleep 👉👈

You got it boss

i love ibuprofen its like Lol.. im not feeling that

Swallow a shotgun blast bitch. We’ll stop killing them when you stop having them

jesus christ

holy fucking shit

Guys im frightened.

out. i will handle this spectre

You cant even handle your own dick you pussy, fuck outta here with that bullshit

まあ、彼は良いです。私は彼を扱うことができるかどうかわからない....

my man whimpers and scampers

well my guy shrieks and skitters

we should set up a playdate

writing prompt: shawty was succin on my meat when suddenly …

u wake up