spike is a vampire but he doesn’t want to eat buffy he wants to be eaten by her. willow is not a vampire but she does want to eat buffy

faith lehane’s avoidance issues are so bad she left her own murder. buffy summers’ abandonment issues are so bad she felt abandoned by faith dropping off a building after she tried to murder faith.

xander harris has some of the most intense henchmen energy ever recorded. he looks like he should constantly be saying "on it boss" to somebody. there's even an episode about how much henchmen energy he has. for this reason alone, i love him.

Lockwood and Co. is great because every single character has Weird Energy™ but all in entirely unique ways and it's so entertaining to watch. This girl just picked up an apple core lying on an armchair and the guy whose house it is just looks at her holding it like :)