kenny, sunshine!! I hope you're doing good <3
i've been breaking my head over how to deliver this in a cool and edgy way, but let's face it, i'm a nerd and couldn't play anything cool if my life depended on it, so, let me geek up on you-
> equip combat boots (+10% confidence)
> personalize (+10% creativity)
- congrats! you can now overthrow the government and jump evil Karens in the grocery store!
//it's my joy and pleasure to wear these boots at any given opportunity (even if they have me melting in summer), now even more so, and I just needed to let you and ness know about the impact you and your story have. feel free to ignore me. wishing the best of weeks upon you ^w^//
i want a pair literally immediately. this is the BEST thing i have legit ever seen 😭😭🥺😭🥺🥰🥺🥰🥰😭
im imagining you channeling some swa mickey vibes and standing up to some karen and then dramatically pointing to your boots before just moonwalking outta there???? the power you now hold???