*honk honk honk honk honk honk honk*

play date (mutual masturbation)

me, after 5 consecutive texts from a cute girl: csn i sniff ur crotch can i sniff ur crotch? ur crotch.... can i sniff it? armpits???? can i sniff armpits?

knowing perverts is awesome because it enables the ability to do massive psychic damage to them on a whim and never ever run into retaliation or consequences for your actions

missing the group jerk off session and everyone is constantly referencing it and shit their always like "omg, that's so funny it reminds me of someone's quick shot hah hah hah" and i get so mad

when will it be my turn to straddle someone and have them play with my tits?🙄

we have to appreciate women's small penises

we have to appreciate women's small penises

we have to appreciate women's small penises

Hey you!! Be a slut with your friends on the internet! It's fun!!

giving back to the community by being a woman with nipples visible through my shirt

Concept: I'm stroking your hair and calling you my handsome boy.

tdick has my whole heart like the way it stands up and wants you to notice it and touch it i just wanna edge it and milk it for fucking hoursss

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the area between a trans woman’s thighs is a wonderful place to spend the night.