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this took me two minutes on microsoft paint please like and reblog
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fokin kirb
smash ultimate theory
>Each smash involved the hands you fight at the end of single player being the thing that sets up the stage
Ā >Dolls in 64, statues in melee onwards with stickers at some point I dont remember which game exactlyĀ
>Smash Ultimate story involves a fuckton of hands turning the cast into spiritsĀ
>Spirits were unable to regain their physical form, as explained by daddy SakuraiĀ
>Mfw the kid who set the stage in 64/picked up your characterās fallen trophy at game overs has grown up and is selling his toy collectionĀ
>Multi hands are buyers/other collectorsĀ
>Spirits are the kidās memory of his toysĀ
>Nobody wanted to buy kirbyĀ
Found this in the comment section for lifelight (https://youtu.be/Wg5LmCnYJVk)
Iām not crying!
A quickie cause I saw EXDragonithās comic on it and had to draw it.

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Our only hopeā¦
Why listen to one version of Lifelight at a time when you could listen to both?
Wear headphones for best experience!
hey everyone, todayās direct actually fucking killed me

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āŖbad memoriesš ā¬
Prompt: Everyone's last thoughts before disintegration.
Bayonetta:Ā Dammit, I wonāt die he-
Bowser:Ā Not my son! Not my ki-
Bowser Jr.:Ā Dad, Iām sor-
Captain Falcon:Ā Iāve gotta go! Gotta survive! Gotta save the-
Chrom:Ā Not Lucina! Please not-
Cloud:Ā I shouldnāt have lived this long any-
Corrin:Ā Iāll never see my fam-
Daisy:Ā I should have been stronge-
Dark Pit:Ā I deserve a better dea-
Dark Samus:Ā I just wanted to liv-
Diddy Kong:Ā I wonāt let DK-
Donkey Kong:Ā I wonāt let you touch-
Dr. Mario:Ā I guess I am just a cheap copy after-
Duck Hunt:Ā Not Master! Not-
Falco:Ā Sorry Fox-
Fox:Ā They trusted me to le-
Ganondorf:Ā I ill not bow to fate! I will-
Greninja:Ā Ancestors forgive my weakn-
The Ice Climbers:Ā At least weāre togeth-
Ike:Ā What else could have been-
Incineroar:Ā Son of a-
Inkling:Ā I guess I should have stayed-
Isabelle:Ā Mr Mayor! No-
Jigglypuff:Ā The others! I need to-
Ken:Ā Sorry Eliza, guess Iām not-
King Dedede:Ā I will endure! I will endure! I will-
King K. Rool:Ā This wasnāt might fight. I should have-
Link:Ā I should have protected you all. Iām sorry. I-
Little Mac:Ā Canāt punch my way out of this. I really am useless after-
Lucario:Ā Iāll see you all on the other-
Lucas:Ā Iāll see you soon Claus. See you soon mom. Goodbye Nes-
Lucina:Ā I was never worthy-
Luigi:Ā Guess I am just his shadow after-
Mario:Ā I should have been better to you Luigi-
Marth:Ā For Altea! For my ho-
Mega Man:Ā I wonāt go down without a-
Meta Knight: Kirby⦠you must li-
Mewtwo:Ā I live for my people. I die for them t-
Mr. Game & Watch:Ā I will return-
Ness:Ā Iām sorry Lucas. Sorry Megg-
Captain Olimar:Ā I need to get home to them! They need-
Pac-Man:Ā I wonāt let them go alone-
Palutena: Forgive me⦠my peopl-
Peach:Ā Not my friends! Not-
Pichu:Ā Iām so scared. Iām not read-
Pikachu:Ā Ash!-
Piranha Plant:Ā Lord Bowser! Noooooo-
Pit:Ā Lady Palutena, I failed you-
Pokemon Trainer:Ā Itās okay guys, at least weāre togeth-
R.O.B.:Ā I should have done more-
Robin:Ā Chrom, Lucina, Iām sor-
Rosalina: This was never my fa-
Roy:Ā They were my famil-
Richter:Ā I will not let the Belmont name die he-
Ridley:Ā This aināt my time! This aināt my pla-
Ryu:Ā I am sorry, Ken, Chun-li, Mast-
Samus:Ā I wasnāt enough-
Sheik:Ā Not again. Goddess not agai-
Shulk:Ā Got to cast Speed! Kirby has to-
Simon:Ā For God, for home, for fam-
Solid Snake:Ā At least Iām with them-
Sonic:Ā I wonāt die her-
Toon Link:Ā Tetra! No-
Villager:Ā Some hero I wa-
Wario:Ā Showās what I get for sticking my neck out for-
Wii Fit Trainer:Ā What was I thinking, trying to be a her-
Wolf:Ā Heh, and I called Fox the foo-
Yoshi:Ā Mario, Luigi, Iām-
Young Link: Goodbye⦠everyon-
Zelda:Ā Hyrule, I failed y-
Bonus: Kirby, after the Event
Kirby:Ā Donāt worry guys. Iāll save you. All of you.
You are our only hope!
NO BUT YOU ALL NEED TO UNDERSTAND HOW FUNNY THIS IS THEYRE LITERALLY FILLING A ROBOT WITH BULLETS, LIKE BULLETS THAT YOU FIRE FROM A GUN. NOW NORMALLY FIRING A GUN TRIGGERS THE BULLET TO EXPLODE CREATING A PRESSURE THAT CAUSES THE TIP OF THE BULLET TO BE FORCED OUT OF THE BARREL AT A HIGH SPEED.Ā
WHaT CAVE JOHNSONāS TURRETāS DO IS LOAD A TON OF FUCKING BULLETS INTO THE CASE OF THE SENTRY LIKE ITāS A GODDAMN GUMBALL MACHINE AND THEN USE A FUcKINĀ SPRING LOADED PISTONĀ TO FIRE IT THAT IS SO UNNECESSARY AND INEFFECTIVE LIKE NO WONDER CHELL CAN RESIST SO MANY BULLETS THE LIKELIHOOD ITD CAUSE ANYTHING MORE THAN A BAD BRUISE IS LIKE ONE IN A HUNDRED
but itās 65% more bullet per bullet
Wait a second are you telling me
that Portal is such a perfect goddamn game that they even have an explanation for why a video game protagonist can withstand being shot multiple times??????????
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If you leftover candy went missing, now you know who stole it all. Happy late Halloween.
I just canāt stop ruining my favorite pokemon with horrid fetishes!
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My wife and I were were talking the other day and, I donāt remember what we were even talking about, but the idea came up that we would need an oreo for. I joked about getting one from my secret stash. This is where she made her mistake. She said āoh right, like you could have an Oreo stash without me knowing about it.ā
Iām sorry?
Thatās a challenge.
Oreos aquired.
Iām going to hide them in a super simple place at first
But be sure to follow this post while I chronicle all the ways and places I hide them and also how I plan on taunting her with cookies while she canāt find the package
She is out of the house for a moment so itās time to enjoy a few cookies
And find a new hiding spot
Hehehe
They up there
Normally Iām a Oreos with milk kinda guy, but Iāll take coffee if coffee is available
Now to hide them right under her nose
She never looks under the TV for anything. Tonight when we are watching Halloween Wars Iāll have a big dopey grin on my face
Time to up the stakes. It was fun having em here and hiding them around her while she didnāt know what was happening. Bit now itās time for her to be in on the game she is playing
Four cookies packed in her lunch. Game on
Iāve been cleaning house today and feeling like Iāve done a pretty good job. Time to reward myself with some delicious Oreos
Aaaaand put them where she would never find them in a million years
:)
Got up early this morning and helped pack everyoneās lunch. Pulling a damn Oprah over here
You get some cookies! You get some cookies! Everyone gets cookies!
Then a devious idea struck meā¦
I put the remaining Oreos in a baggie to hide by themselves. Now to āhideā the package where it will probably be foundā¦
And pin the actual stash to the inside of the closet wall
If you two werenāt already married Iād beg you to marry her because you two are obviously perfect for each other and I love this post with all my heart
This guyās dopey grin at his success at hiding oreos is exactly what Iām here for
You like that eh? Well you are going to love todayās installment
Look at that. So sad. So few Oreos left
Guess Iāll just pin em right to the middle of the wall in the middle of the living room. Sheāll never find em there
Oh, guess I should put this back up
Bwa ha ha ha! You guys! You guys donāt understand! I was planning on doing this and when I got home and looked at it I was like āaww, itās too thin. They wonāt fit.ā I even TOLD my wife this and how I was disappointed that I wouldnāt be able to hide them back there.
But then I looked again. They dooooo
Thank you all so much for the love. I knew y'all would like this, but I had no idea you would like it THIS MUCH. People calling us āgoalsā and stuff⦠Manā¦. Itās kinda hard to take in ya know? Anyways: if this post gets Over 9000⢠before I get off work today I will pick up Halloween Oreos on my way home and this will not stop
And, as promised, a dopey grin
Twasnt easy to get the stupid video to load. But I got it and I recommend giving it a watch here: http://keepcalmandcarrieunderwood.tumblr.com/post/179330357103
She is so happy that the Oreo Saga continues. Just look at how happy she is
Came home to find this
But she never looked inside the blue chair
Good stuff, but itās time for some cookies
Gotta have some while I think about where these guys are going next
Hmmmmm
Got it.
OHMYGOD THERES MORE
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