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>Each smash involved the hands you fight at the end of single player being the thing that sets up the stage

 >Dolls in 64, statues in melee onwards with stickers at some point I dont remember which game exactly 

>Smash Ultimate story involves a fuckton of hands turning the cast into spirits 

>Spirits were unable to regain their physical form, as explained by daddy Sakurai 

>Mfw the kid who set the stage in 64/picked up your character’s fallen trophy at game overs has grown up and is selling his toy collection 

>Multi hands are buyers/other collectors 

>Spirits are the kid’s memory of his toys 

Found this in the comment section for lifelight (https://youtu.be/Wg5LmCnYJVk)

Why listen to one version of Lifelight at a time when you could listen to both?

Bayonetta: Dammit, I won’t die he-

Bowser: Not my son! Not my ki-

Bowser Jr.: Dad, I’m sor-

Captain Falcon: I’ve gotta go! Gotta survive! Gotta save the-

Chrom: Not Lucina! Please not-

Cloud: I shouldn’t have lived this long any-

Corrin: I’ll never see my fam-

Daisy: I should have been stronge-

Dark Pit: I deserve a better dea-

Dark Samus: I just wanted to liv-

Diddy Kong: I won’t let DK-

Donkey Kong: I won’t let you touch-

Dr. Mario: I guess I am just a cheap copy after-

Duck Hunt: Not Master! Not-

Falco: Sorry Fox-

Fox: They trusted me to le-

Ganondorf: I ill not bow to fate! I will-

Greninja: Ancestors forgive my weakn-

The Ice Climbers: At least we’re togeth-

Ike: What else could have been-

Incineroar: Son of a-

Inkling: I guess I should have stayed-

Isabelle: Mr Mayor! No-

Jigglypuff: The others! I need to-

Ken: Sorry Eliza, guess I’m not-

King Dedede: I will endure! I will endure! I will-

King K. Rool: This wasn’t might fight. I should have-

Link: I should have protected you all. I’m sorry. I-

Little Mac: Can’t punch my way out of this. I really am useless after-

Lucario: I’ll see you all on the other-

Lucas: I’ll see you soon Claus. See you soon mom. Goodbye Nes-

Lucina: I was never worthy-

Luigi: Guess I am just his shadow after-

Mario: I should have been better to you Luigi-

Marth: For Altea! For my ho-

Mega Man: I won’t go down without a-

Meta Knight: Kirby… you must li-

Mewtwo: I live for my people. I die for them t-

Mr. Game & Watch: I will return-

Ness: I’m sorry Lucas. Sorry Megg-

Captain Olimar: I need to get home to them! They need-

Pac-Man: I won’t let them go alone-

Palutena: Forgive me… my peopl-

Peach: Not my friends! Not-

Pichu: I’m so scared. I’m not read-

Pikachu: Ash!-

Piranha Plant: Lord Bowser! Noooooo-

Pit: Lady Palutena, I failed you-

Pokemon Trainer: It’s okay guys, at least we’re togeth-

R.O.B.: I should have done more-

Robin: Chrom, Lucina, I’m sor-

Rosalina: This was never my fa-

Roy: They were my famil-

Richter: I will not let the Belmont name die he-

Ridley: This ain’t my time! This ain’t my pla-

Ryu: I am sorry, Ken, Chun-li, Mast-

Samus: I wasn’t enough-

Sheik: Not again. Goddess not agai-

Shulk: Got to cast Speed! Kirby has to-

Simon: For God, for home, for fam-

Solid Snake: At least I’m with them-

Sonic: I won’t die her-

Toon Link: Tetra! No-

Villager: Some hero I wa-

Wario: Show’s what I get for sticking my neck out for-

Wii Fit Trainer: What was I thinking, trying to be a her-

Wolf: Heh, and I called Fox the foo-

Yoshi: Mario, Luigi, I’m-

Young Link: Goodbye… everyon-

Zelda: Hyrule, I failed y-

Bonus: Kirby, after the Event

If you leftover candy went missing, now you know who stole it all. Happy late Halloween.

I just can’t stop ruining my favorite pokemon with horrid fetishes!

Full Size

I’m sorry?

That’s a challenge.

Oreos aquired.

I’m going to hide them in a super simple place at first

And find a new hiding spot

Hehehe

Now to hide them right under her nose

Aaaaand put them where she would never find them in a million years

:)

You get some cookies! You get some cookies! Everyone gets cookies!

Then a devious idea struck me…

I put the remaining Oreos in a baggie to hide by themselves. Now to “hide” the package where it will probably be found…

And pin the actual stash to the inside of the closet wall

Look at that. So sad. So few Oreos left

Guess I’ll just pin em right to the middle of the wall in the middle of the living room. She’ll never find em there

Oh, guess I should put this back up

Bwa ha ha ha! You guys! You guys don’t understand! I was planning on doing this and when I got home and looked at it I was like “aww, it’s too thin. They won’t fit.” I even TOLD my wife this and how I was disappointed that I wouldn’t be able to hide them back there.

But then I looked again. They dooooo

Thank you all so much for the love. I knew y'all would like this, but I had no idea you would like it THIS MUCH. People calling us “goals” and stuff… Man…. It’s kinda hard to take in ya know? Anyways: if this post gets Over 9000™ before I get off work today I will pick up Halloween Oreos on my way home and this will not stop

And, as promised, a dopey grin

She is so happy that the Oreo Saga continues. Just look at how happy she is

But she never looked inside the blue chair

Good stuff, but it’s time for some cookies

Gotta have some while I think about where these guys are going next

Hmmmmm

Got it.

Jontron as a person:

OP’s opinion

graffyn-guy calmly and nicely showing he disagree with my opinion: