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Marc-André Fleury is actually so much stronger than me because if I played with the same 3 teammates for over a decade and got traded from the team and watched everyone slowly forget me and refer to my friend group regularly as a trio I would blow up the world

I fear I’m a Letang

the great divide is like what if you stayed and it haunted you and what if you left and it haunted you and what if you came back and it haunted you

#yes yes everyone is like fuck you Noah Kahan I’m on SSRIs for a reason

No

dystopia au where we are all assigned one of two chosen genders at birth

Thanks to ultrasounds, the genders can be assigned before birth.  The people are so excited to conform they throw “Gender reveal parties” to make sure their offspring exist in a strict binary since before they can even form thoughts. 

Children are color-coded according to their binary assignment. 

One of the genders is seen as inherently inferior.

This all sounds really effing creepy when you put it that way

#BECAUSE IT IS

And if you deviate from the assigned gender you can be disowned by your family, fired from your job, and beaten by authorities.

project hail mary is a touching and poignant film that leaves you asking questions about humanity like, "wow what if all mainstream media was genuinely good" and "what if book adaptions actually gave a shit about the book in question" and "what if studios hired actors that could actually act, and then let them get a lil wacky with it"

+ what if we took a break from forced amatonormativity for 2 and a half hours

i don’t feel like debating that topic much farther bc truthfully if it comes down to “women will lose to men in every sport bc they don’t have as much testosterone!!!!!” my elite feminist response is honest to god “ok we will lose with honor as equals instead of having our own special Easy Mode Female category so we can win amongst ourselves” like i’m sorry i just can’t be persuaded. i’m a brick wall. i want co-ed sports

i bring a sort of “women can lose at some sports against men if it means being regarded as equals” vibe to the debate that “testosterone objectively increases performance” people don’t really like

Equestrian sports are generally mixed gender! Double mix. Because the horse can also be either.

they are so fucking angry we're having fun

I genuinely believe that being childfree is a huge act of feminism but the caveat for readers is I really do not like children and their effects on the environment.

This is literally me when work calls me when I’m not there

Just severely regretting all my life choices that have led me to become a specialist adjunct medical clinician and not whatever Aika Flores did to end up living my dream in 2026.