nqtalya

i make up fake situations and get stressed over them, like wtf is my problem, why am i sweating so much and why is my heart literally pounding in my chest

There is something wrong with me.

CUCUMBER CUCUMBER CUCUMBER

okay we swung our tiny dicks it was a lot of fun

But the rumors of wrongdoing are, um, very worrying. They are, uh, very, very concerning and worrying.

Daddy

Getting checkmated in 5 moves today was so damn hot. I need to feel that exact level of dominance - bent over the sink in the restroom, taken right after the tournament

separation = chaos and a brand new calamity on new york (separate at ur own risk)

u little shits were lying, matcha taste like grass had me gagging for a full 2 minutes

I’ve never found Chris Evans attractive outside of this photoshoot. It speaks directly to a deeply white trash part of my ancestry. I would let this man ruin my life. I need him to pull that belt out of his unbuttoned jeans and [EXTREMELY LOUD BUZZER]