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It’s $1000 per year because the state used too much taxpayer money one year and the residents got mad. Source: my Fiancée is Alaskan and will be getting $1000 soon

windows is the duolingo owl in disguise

😩

Except Windows violently forces you to update at some point, whereas the Duolingo owl will quietly shy away and apologize for bothering you

Is this for real?

I promise

I thought it was Lower Alabama...

So far it’s been a wild conference. A new prophet, two new apostles, rearranging the elder’s quorum and the high priest groups and moving from home teaching and visiting teaching to ministering. It’s an interesting time to be a member of this church.

Now there are 7 new Temples announced, the ones I remember are in Utah, Virginia (represent!), India, and an unknown location in Russia

#i was gazeboed mate #i was absolutely baubled

Meanwhile, “utter” works for the first (e.g., “you utter floorboard”) but somehow “utterly” doesn’t seem to work as well for the second (“I was utterly floorboarded”).

Utterly doesn’t work for drunk because it’s the affix for turning random objects into terms for *shocked*, obviously.

Is it a glitch or a feature?

Feature

Working as intended

When I saw this in theaters, I was hoping that the one Porg in the bottom gif would activate the lightsaber real quick

HRP