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Spider-Man Brand New Day doodles!!!

every three months he'll post and in the author's note there's some shit like "sorry this took a while, i got shot seven times :/" or "i know it's been a minute, i literally got hit by a bus and then stabbed in the leg, but i'm all good!" or sometimes ned would log in and post with a note "hey i'm a friend posting on the author's behalf, they're healing from severe hypothermia but promised an update, so here it is!"

and the fic just gets increasingly more popular for the author notes alone. a good handful of the comments are something along the lines of "i'm not even in the star wars fandom, i'm just here to see if the author is good" or "every update i cheer for another day the author gets to live at this point"

and any reader who is a native new yorker kind of pieces together that holy shit the author might be spider-man because the timeline adds up, and they just fully embrace it. spider-man will stop a robbery and the guy behind the counter will ask when the next chapter will be up. spider-man returns a stolen backpack to a girl and she'll tell him that he "really got poe's voice down so well, it's really impressive."

ned thinks it is hilarious. mj finds out about the fic from twitter, to peter's absolute horror, and changes peter's contact name to "friendly neighborhood ao3 author". but the worst thing to happen is after an avengers battle where peter took a pretty big hit and ends up in med-bay. and during a press conference, when someone asks how spider-man is healing, tony just drops "spidey won't be down for too long. the star wars fic will be updated within the week, probably."

watched Spider-Man brand new day yesterday!! such a great movie :)

Shout out to my best friend in the theater who whispered this meme to me during one scene.

Original Meme under cut:

full shot of peter’s toes in the tub (best experienced on the largest screen near you)

an extra going “no that can’t be spiderman” right as peter steps out of the hospital (its quiet but i swear its there)

peter watching the film about spiders’ life cycles in absolute silence and disgust

walking out of the elevator in juicy couture sweatpants

“i’ve narrowed it down to two prime suspects” pans to flash and mr. harrington

peter refusing to take his mask off both in the spa and while drinking coffee

I think it’d be really funny if the three of them had a sibling dynamic

References under cut :3