@ the terrified old couple that had to pass me, holding disembodied mannequin arms, to get in the mall : Sorry

@ THE EXTREMELY EXCITED MILLENIAL WJO RAN UP TO ME AND WENT “ID ASK IF YOU NEED A HAND BUT IT LOOKS LIKE YOU HAVE ENOUGH” : THANK YOU

The most awkward part about having a child is the fact that you are announcing to the world that you had unprotected sex and that your friends and family celebrate it.

hdjdjsjkk my mum works in retail and one of her coworkers is autistic & mostly doesnt talk unless he has to but yesterday he went out of his way to cross through the crowds of xmas shoppers and dodge a train of trolleys to go up to my mum, gesture to the crowds and say “michelle. i am losing the will to live”

Its 3am, why am I not seeing Freddie in a skirt and heels in the corner of my room?

Reblog for Freddie to be at 3 am in the corner of you room like that

i think the scariest thing is that i physically can’t eat like a normal person. I’m either eating way too much or way too little. There is no “normal” anymore.

Xxxtentacion May have gotten shot but honestly Britney went through so much more hard times

SOME OF YALL DO NOT NEED ACCESS TO TECHNOLOGY 💀💀💀

me trying to get comfortable in my covers at night

catch me in target lusting after kitchenware like a 45 year old mother of three

when they added the yellow i just about started crying