🌠Cutie🌠

oh to be a chunky orange farm cat 

oh i love bathtub

i had a chunky orange farm cat!! his name was original serofina(i think that was how it was spelled? idk i was 2 when we got him) bcs we thought he was a girl, 3 months later we changed his name to serofino bcs of newfound information (that he had a pp). hes been dead for abt 4 years and is still in a box in our unused, downstairs freezer :)

akaashi keiji. go ahead, try.

my favorite thing to say as a reaction to stuff is “dear lord” i say it at least 10 times a day

mine is “oh jeez” . everyone reblog with your variation

mine is “aw shucks”

i want a househusband so bad im going to be sick.

or wife, i wont complain<3

do you ever look at a boy and wonder if he moans as pretty as he looks

constantly. like to the point where yesterday, IN CLASS, i could not get the thought that my friend (who ik likes me-) is a complete and utter sub. like,,, he probably moans so prettily- AND HE ARGUES W EVERYONE CONSTANTLY BUT NOT ME. EVER. HE ALWAYS JUST GOES “ohh ok, that kinda makes sense, but maybe (x)? i dont know haha” all gentle and stuff instead of his usual “no, you’re wrong, because (x). “ (which he always says with his voice slightly raised and attitude-sy.) AND THE SOFT DOM IN ME WENT ‘brat??? who???? only???? listens??? to??? his???? dom???’ AND JUST HJGFVDFNHGN

every woman of color is an absolute goddess (includes: asian, and latina as well, +other races of color)

they didnt ask what time it was. what is your least favorite cheese?

“you are a lawyer and he is a hamster” is one of the funniest statements ive ever had the pleasure of reading

he was a lawyer, and he was a hamster. can i make it anymore obvious?

achilles’ limp wrist

who is oikawa

its a type of door

I ghost wrote this.

did she have a cold or strep or sumn cause-

Chaotic good white trash

I love it

not trashy at all

as a person who lives in a white trash area, i can confirm; this person is not white trash