tu es belle

Yes legs

me as president

Me

“Hey are you guys into ass? [finger loudly taps the screen] Well then you should kiss mine, you frickin’ haters.”

👏 everytime 👏 we 👏 touch 👏 I 👏 feel 👏 the 👏 static 👏 and 👏 everytime 👏 we 👏 kiss 👏 I 👏 reach 👏 for 👏 the 👏 sky 👏

from my many years of experience as a human i know for a fact that drinking from a cup while lying down is a terrible idea yet still i try 

I’m pretty sure 90% of my mutuals dislike me

me

I made the post, so it’s me. Not you

you dumb bitch I meant I’m your mutual and I hate you. This is why we hate you

i really like stickers but at the same time i don’t because once you stick them somewhere that’s it, it’s finished, and i’m just not emotionally stable enough for that responsibility

I have been waiting for this post my whole life.

I was trying to explain this to someone one day and they basically told me I was crazy.