I don't in any way, shape, or form support Hitler

you can naruto run but you can’t naruto hide

Country boys make do…

Aztec clay mask pulsating dying but still eating garlic bread

this looks like it activates a russian sleeper agent

big mattress soft

better than succumbing to the grain

if there’s something you need to tell me tell me now

whoppy machine fixed

we’re back in business everyone

business machine broke

you can take one man’s trash to another man’s treasure but you can’t make it drink

I’m rather fond of “It’s not rocket surgery” and “not the sharpest egg in the attic,” but my all-time favourite is, “…until the cows freeze over.”

You’ve opened this can of worms, now lie in it,

If I was scrolling faster I would’ve entirely blown this off as an aesthetic post and moved on

that’s [redacted], babe!

asleep on a thursday night? God, you’re responsible

take off your shoes in bed you dirty little rodent

yeah you’d like to see sonics feet wouldn’t you

I just got signed to the chicago cubs

I walked in with a baseball bat and they gave me a job

well i just don’t think this is true

I took a sip from the world cup

sorry i meant the world series

Awe he gave him a thumbs down