Hubba Bubba

this is so fucking funny

tumblr friendships are hard to maintain like im sorry i know i havent talked to you in 5 months but you’re still super rad and i still consider us friends im just dumb

#if you’re wondering if this is for you #it’s probably for you

If I have ever messaged you or messaged me and never heard from me again, I still consider us friends. I just suck

*accidentaly vents to friend* great now i can never speak to them again

i still haven’t played among us 😔

This blog loves and stans big boys

Definitely ❤️

Today, we're all giving jason 1 (one) kiss

I wanna know what people assume about me because of my tumblr.

Put an assumption in my ask. I’ll confirm or dispute it. I’m not gonna be mean or anything, I’m just very interested. You can go anon if you want.

Yes please

so who gets food to your house while you stay home?

Vietnam used their disease response department to outfit volunteers with protection equipment so they could deliver ready-made meals/ingredients to peoples front doors!

Well, that works in a socialist Asian country with a culture of collectivism and a planned economy, but I as a white American would want to be paid at least $50 an hour to do that, and I wouldn’t deliver to people who I personally dislike or find annoying. Also we can’t halt our economy because it’s unplanned and subject to cyclical crises that throw people into poverty and kill them, which is an important part of our culture and history.

I don’t think you’re making the point you think you are!

I want everyone to know that this was taken by a white male.

yes unfortunately i am indeed a white male

for now