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Yes, you most definitely can get both!! This list got a bit lengthy, but I stand by all of these fics - they’re all masterpieces in their own right <3

YOONKOOK

here comes the sun by fruitily [T, 57k]

“hey, hyung,” jungkook says in a tiny voice into his ear, “how are you? it’s been a minute.”

“it has, hasn’t it.” it’s been two years, which is not hard to believe, because holy fuck— “you got, um. tall.”

that’s not really it. jungkook was already taller than yoongi two years ago. and it’s not a drastic change by any means. it’s just that everything about him is… more. yoongi refuses to think of other words for it.

(or: yoongi comes back to summer camp and finds himself in something of a crisis.)

heart bind by xiajin [M. 43k]

yoongi didn’t need to break his heart; jungkook did it all on his own.

Let’s Play Pretend by Always_Somewhere [E, 28k - Ongoing]

One wrist, two marks. One was a reminder of regret, the other, a promise of a new beginning.

We Who Hide From the Sun by mindheist [E, 24k]

“It’s the oldest story in the world. One day you’re seventeen and planning for someday. And then, quietly, and without you ever really noticing, someday is today. And then someday is yesterday. And this is your life.”

Fool Me Once by bazooka [T, 24k]

Yoongi is thirty years old and alone. He’s got a watered-down version of his dream job (working for a small-town paper writing fluff pieces and ghostwriting the advice column), an older sister who won’t stop trying to set him up with every girl she knows, and today is his parents’ fortieth anniversary.

Maybe if he was happier he wouldn’t have pretended to be someone else’s blind date in the middle of the train station.

my youth is yours by marienadine [T, 24k]

“What did you say your name was?” says Yoongi, after an eternity of awkward silence.

“Jeongguk,” says Jeongguk. “Um. My name is Jeon Jeongguk. I’m a freshman.”

“Oh,” says Yoongi. “Fucking hell.”

(In which Jeon Jeongguk goes to college, makes some friends, and learns he’s got a lot of growing to do.)

take me out (we’re going down) by kaythebest [T, 20k]

There are a lot of things that Jungkook expected from his junior year of college. General stress. Student debt.

He did not expect to be hit by a car.

It’s going well.

Can I get a kiss? (Can you make it last forever?) by airplanewishes [G, 19k]

Jeongguk doesn’t know how he ended up here. All he knows is that he wouldn’t change a thing, even if his heart got broken.

time will be frozen for us by 777335 [E, 11k]

The first time it happens is an accident.

Well, more accurately, the first time it happens is because Yoongi is a giant pushover and Jeongguk’s scrunchy nose smile could get him to walk through an ice storm in the dead of winter, even though Yoongi hates being cold more than anything.

Yoongi acknowledges this ‘softness-toward-Jeongguk-truth’, albeit not to Hoseok, Namjoon, and Seokjin who pointed it out—

(“If he said he needed to, like, knife you for a project you would let him.” “I would not.” “You genuinely might.” “You totally would.” “You’re legitimately considering if you would right now.” “Would all of you kindly fuck the fuck off.” “You’re irritated because it’s true, Yoongi-yah.”)

—-

(or yoongi and jeongguk fall asleep in some beds together and then there’s a lot of metaphors, low key skinny love cliché, somewhere between slow and fast burn, and then kitchen counters and lotsa touching)

You Stir up a McFlurry in My Heart by tau [G, 7k]

Jungkook is completely and utterly screwed the moment he develops a crush on the voice behind the McDonald’s Drive Thru speaker.

… .- …- . – . by darling [NR, 7k]

lonely lonely lonely whale.

or: all your stars are my stars too.

prepare for tears when you’re reading this one :’(

YOONJIN

A Gilded World by smiles [E, 169k]

Jeon Seokjin has exactly four weeks to stop the impending engagement of his younger brother, doomed to a loveless marriage. The only way to stop it is to make a better match, more advantageous, more lucrative for the Jeon family. It’s impossible. It’s his only option.

Min Yoongi does not want, will never want, will never ever even consider, marriage. It’s not in the cards. He’s stubborn enough to achieve the total ban on marriage talks. Except maybe his grandmother is a little more stubborn than he is, and maybe she’s determined to see him march down the aisle.

The chaebol arranged marriage au that exactly one and a half people asked for.

you say witch like it’s a bad thing by Curionenene [E, 152k]

“It’s still a lot of work, even if you have magic on your side.” Yoongi glances over at a jug filled with what looks like pieces of pineapple. And then, as both cat and witch stare at the jug, the pieces are suddenly no more, instead replaced entirely by liquid. “Heck. Magic is draining. I’m going to need a nap later.”

“Why do you think I start at 5 am and only open at 11?” Seokjin grumbles, before he sighs, “yeah, okay. I get your point. No tea then. But we gotta think of something to make with avocados.”

“Why the fuck are we doing avocados?”“Because I ordered avocados.”

“Oh. Ok. Let me rephrase that: why the fuck are we doing avocados?”

~*~

(Or: Seokjin is a witch, Yoongi is his familiar. 99% of their life is bickering like this. The other 1%? Well, you’ll have to read and see won’t you?)

to the night, will you follow me? by nonheather [G, 95k]

yoongi is a single parent, taehyung is his son who wants to be a dragon, jimin is the dragon’s new best friend, and seokjin is too good looking for a single dad working two jobs.

cat cradle by kaythebest [T, 51k]

There are worse things, Seokjin thinks, than taking in strays.

Inc. by minverse [E, 43k]

Corporate Relationship Disclosure Form – Human Resource Coordinator: Jung HoseokSection to be completed by Employees Involved:Names: Min Yoongi, Kim SeokjinJob Titles: Chief Accountant Supreme, Professional Wet BlanketNature of Relationship:Friends with Benefits Sex EnemiesLength of Relationship: 4 minutesPlease Describe Jin’s Dick: Shut up Hoseok I see you nasty fucker, you just added this fucking question to the form you didn’t even make sure the font was the same as the original you better hold on to your goddamn cat because I’m coming for you as soon as I’m finished getting- oh fucking hell.

Worldwide Lonesome by loindexter [E, 39k]

After the BBMA, Yoongi starts bringing guys back to the house.

One Less Stranger by chlexcer [T, 20k]

Yoongi was simply looking for a job and a place to stay when he met Seokjin.

devil in me by dollyeo [T, 10k]

“Can you or can you not give me the fattiest, greasiest bits of grilled meat at any given time of day?” Seokjin demands.

“Well, yeah, I can, but—”

“And can you or can you not show up at a restaurant, sit your ass down, and at least make polite, decent conversation with me whenever I want?”

“‘Decent’ is relative—”

“Well, we can’t have everything, I guess,” says Seokjin, pragmatically. “I can deal with your uncultured ass. Sign me up for hell, then.”

(Yoongi’s seen a lot of humans sell their souls to the devil just to get something out of it. Meeting Kim Seokjin, though, makes it seem way too easy.)

C:\PAIRINGS\YoonJin\Date_A.exe by RNA [M, 8k]

jin only makes two blatant puns in this fic, I promise.

Jungkook, texting: Look at all these people who want to date you

Yoongi: You’re in the picture too, you idiot

Yoongi: [turns to Jungkook immediately]

Yoongi: “Fuck you you piece of ungrateful shit.”

Namjoon: “I don’t think that’s how it works Yoong–”

Jungkook: “Don’t worry, I’m use to this. He actually just wants a kiss.”

Yoongi: “You’re disgusting.”

Jungkook:

Jimin: “I don’t have a son.”

Kidnapper: “It says Daddy though here on the contact name?”

Art

Part 0          Part 0.5          Part 1          Part 2

Part 3          Part 4             Part 5          Part 6

Part 7          Part 8             Part 9          Part 10

Part 11        Part 12           Part 13        Part 14

Part 15        Part 16           Part 17        Part 18

Part 19        Part 20          Part 21        Part 22

Part 23        Part 24      Part 25        Part 26 

Part 27        Part 28          Part 29        Part 30 

Part 31        Part 32  Part 33        Part 34

Part 35        Part 36           Part 37        Part 38 

Part 39        Part 40           Part 41         Part 42

Part 43 Part 44 Part 45

Part 46 Part 47 Part 48

Part 49 Part 50 Part 51

Part 52.1 Part 52.2 Part 53

Part 54 Part 55 Part 56

Bonus Part 57 Part 58

Part 59 Part 60 Epilogue

Moo: “Stop telling people you’re going to suck their dick, that isn’t an insult.”

Delirious: “TRAYTOR.”

Evan: “I have another mom and a dad now.”

Ohm: welcome to Bible studies we are all children of jesus here

Tyler: *doing a line of coce in the background*

yoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

FUCKIN YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

no BULLSHIT I KID YOU NOT! Look what I found while walking Home…..

OH MY GOD

OH MY F*CKIN GOD

THIS POST FUCKIN WORKS?!?!?! THIS IS PAST A COINCIDENCE NO WAY!??! NO FRIGGIN WAY!!!