do me a favor

okay but saying “i wish i had known you sooner” — like the love in my heart is growing so big and fast for you that i wish i had the opportunity to have you way earlier by my side, because i want to love you longer than i can do now. my love for you reaches my past and makes a place for you.

it’s 2023. google, facebook, and amazon have each lost antitrust lawsuits. you are putting buffalo chicken dip in the crock pot and your husband slaps your ass

always remember gay men are the reason we dont have to pay for public bathrooms in canada

WAIT HUH??? IM CANADIAN????? WHY HAVE I NEVER HEARS ABOUT THIS UNTIL NOW??????

two gay men got arrested for fucking in a public bathroom but they argued since you had to pay for it it was a hotel and it was fine. their defence worked and we dont have to pay for bathrooms anymore

thats because i lied about this

I have just learned that Mountain Goats are NOT, in fact, actual Goats.

babe i really can't talk right now i'm in the middle of pacing around the house while listening to music

what random city did spotify tell you has your music taste this year pls add in tags