◜ kait ◝

“who are u dressing up like that for? 😳” random ppl in the supermarket why do u ask

the older I get the more dog I become

obsessed with being given affection and being told im doing a good job... losing my damn mind every time I get to go for a nice walk

TERRIFIED of the doorbell

i’m sorry but if i don’t disappear mysteriously, causing an odd group of people who knew me to get together to solve my disappearance, all the while they find out they all knew wildly different versions of me and didn’t really know me at all, then what has this all been for?

i say this to every girl i love: abandon shame

And they performed the best goddamn cover of car wash to date next

you're in his dms i'm luring his ship towards the rocks with my siren song we are not the same

NOT EVERYTHING IS ABOUT A GOD DAMN RELATIONSHIP AND LOSING WEIGHT AND BEING BEAUTIFUL FOR GODS SAKE GO OUTSIDE AND ROB A STORE AND FEEL ALIVE AS YOU RUN AWAY FROM SECURITY

seals are seriously so cute… slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap

Whenever I see these ‘observation towers’ they’re always jam packed with fish. Do fish just enjoy being able to see over the regular water level that much? Is this a good method of enrichment for fish?

If you could hang out in space, wouldn’t you???

Being in the ocean is scary (not a usual human biome) but the contents of the ocean are not

If you are in the ocean that makes you the contents and I am afraid of you