Oh You Fancy Huh?

Tips For The Classy Hoe Invest in Prada sunglasses, A nice brown purse, Luis Vuitton if you can afford it Quality lingerie, A good sunhat, Expensive jewelry (pearl and diamond earrings are a must) And a wide selection of fancy shoes Regularly get your hair and nails done, Style your hair simply and classically every day and keep your nails long and manicured Stick with nudes and light pinks for every day wear, red for more formal events Invest in voice, piano, and ballet lessons Learn French Read all the literature and poetry you can, keep up on politics and current events Be opinionated and informed, but never stubborn Talk smoothly and gently, but never apologetically Go out for brunch Take walks in the park with or without your lover on Sundays Set aside time at least once a week to go to an art gallery, museum, or theatre Drink fine wine and be knowledgeable of it Life is what you make it.