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Jack: She Has A Son.

[Image IDs. Shitty Knight and Jack Zimmermann from Check Please. Shitty says "It's Pride Month, Jack. You know what that means". Jack responds "Huh? What? Do you want me to play like... Gay Hockey?" /End ID]

A private beach spot on spring break <3 I love these bros so freaking much

Rans: uhhh it’s cool I guess. Why?

Holster: oh just checking :) I have a tattoo

Rans: okay…?

Holster: yeah it’s just it’s pretty big and sometimes people don’t like it haha so I just wanted to ask before you took my pants off but since you’re good then I guess we can just

Rans:

Holster:

Rans: it’s bigger than my head

Holster: before you say anything—

Rans: I don’t wanna — fucking — make eye contact with Liz when I blow you!

Holster: you said it was cool!

Rans: she’s the size of your whole fucking thigh Holster!

Holster:

Holster: if we blindfolded her would it be okay

jack zimmermann in college was like, “i am insane 😔😶” and that made him feel an overwhelming sense of responsibility. He had to be so regimented, so strict with himself to keep anyone from knowing that his brain was doing the things it was doing to him. And so he studied and he didn’t come out of his room all that much and he practiced and went to class and practiced and he went on a couple dates and hung out with a couple friends, but on the whole, he kept it inside. Everyone knew who Jack Zimmermann was because no one else showed up to every single 8am American History lecture for an entire year without even thinking about skipping, no one has such a reliably consistent schedule. When people say he’s insane, it’s with a sense of reverence, he’s insanely disciplined, insanely dedicated, insanely strong. No more impulse, only actions that have been completely and utterly thought through.