50 Shades Of Thot

How can I reblog this a million times?  The 1% are master manipulators.

The existence of another poor person is not why you’re poor.

Deadass

sometimes you gotta disappear for a while.

but when you come back, make sure you’re not the same person.

she got a soft belly and soft titties and soft thighs and a soft ass and a soft heart

Pleasing my partner turns me on so fucking much

Can someone PLEASE find me the greentext of the guy who gets a job as an IT guy or something but he has no idea how to do anything so he just keeps installing like??? I think like Microsoft outlook or something anytime someone has a problem w their work pc and he gets away with it for like six months or something

http://imgur.com/gallery/iJD8f and this guy reads it pretty well, too.

THANK U I LOVE U!!!!!!! this is my fav greentext

this is amazing

part 2: http://imgur.com/gallery/AOz0d

being a soft sleepy horny crybaby 24/7 is hard work but someones gotta do it