hoodies are one of the most powerful and underappreciated articles of clothing. cold? put on a hoodie. raining? put on a hoodie. no bra? put on a hoodie. nothing to wear? hoodie. cripplingly low self esteem? you already know. so versatile! so multifaceted!

is hating ur dad’s side of the family or not being close to them an EOC (experience of colour) because I feel it is 

i have a phd in Loving The Color Pink And Also Glitter 

Me when I get in bed: ooooh I’m a warm little bich!!!

[lawyer voice] mothers and fuckers of the jury-

if ur gonna date me u gotta be comfortable with a lot of casual silence bc i just never fucking talk

I swing wildly between never shutting the hell up and turning into a stump

me @ my skin : get ur shit together

my skin @ me : you first