She knows her way around.

Osho (via minuty)

❛ They’re safe ❜   ❛ She’s/he’s/they’re safe, just like I promised. ❜ ❛ And you get to die for her/him/them, just like you promised. ❜ ❛ We’re all men/woman of our word. ❜ ❛ This is either madness or brilliance. ❜ ❛ It’s remarkable how often those two traits coincide. ❜ ❛ Me? I’m dishonest. ❜ ❛ And a dishonest man/woman/person you can always trust to be dishonest. ❜ ❛ It’s the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they’re going to do something incredibly.. stupid. ❜ ❛ This is the day you will always remember as the day you almost caught NAME. ❜ ❛ You cheated. ❜ ❛ Pirate. ❜ ❛ You are without doubt the worst pirate I’ve ever heard of. ❜ ❛ What’s your purpose? ❜ ❛ I confess, it is my intention to commandeer one of these ships. ❜ ❛ I confess, it is my intention to raid, pillage, plunder and otherwise pilfer my weasely black guts out. ❜ ❛ I said no lies. ❜ ❛ I think he’s telling the truth. ❜ ❛ If he/she/they were telling the truth, he/she/they wouldn’t have told us. ❜ ❛ That’s not true. ❜ ❛ I am not obsessed with treasure. ❜ ❛ Not all treasure is silver and gold, mate. ❜ ❛ You’re supposed to be dead! ❜ ❛ The only rules that matter are these: what a man/woman/person can do and what a man/woman/person can’t do. ❜ ❛ Pirate is in your blood, boy. ❜ ❛ I can let you drown. ❜ ❛ So, can you sail under the command of a pirate, or can you not? ❜ ❛ Drink up, me hearties. Yo ho. ❜ ❛ You burned all the food, the shade.. the rum! ❜ ❛ Yes, the rum is gone. ❜ ❛ Why is the rum gone? ❜ ❛ It is a vile drink that turns even the most respectable men into complete scoundrels. ❜ ❛ The entire Royal Navy is out looking for me. ❜ ❛ Do you really think there is even the slightest chance they won’t see it? ❜ ❛ There’ll be no living with him/her/them after this. ❜ ❛ I am here to negotiate the cessation of hostilities against PLACE. ❜ ❛ There are a lot of long words in there, Miss/Mr. ❜ ❛ We’re naught but humble pirates. ❜ ❛ What is it that you want? ❜ ❛ I want you to leave and never come back. ❜ ❛ I am disinclined to acquiesce to your request. Mean’s no. ❜ ❛ I didn’t steal it, if that’s what you mean. ❜ ❛ Too long I’ve been starving to death and haven’t died. ❜ ❛ I feel nothing. ❜ ❛ You best start believing in ghost stories, NAME. You’re in one. ❜ ❛ No survivors? Then where do the stories come from, I wonder? ❜ ❛ If you were waiting for the opportune moment, that was it. ❜ ❛ I want you to know that I was rooting for you. Know that. ❜ ❛ It never would have worked between us, darling. ❜ ❛ I’m terribly sorry, I didn’t know. ❜ ❛ How far are you willing to go to save her/him/them? ❜ ❛ I’d die for her/him/them. ❜ ❛ You need to find yourself a girl/boy, mate. ❜ ❛ Who are you? ❜ ❛ No one. He’s no one. Distant cousin of my aunt’s nephew twice removed. Lovely singing voice. Eunuch. ❜ ❛ A wedding? I love weddings. Drinks all around! ❜ ❛ I love this song. ❜ ❛ You’ll be positively the most fearsome pirates in the Spanish Main. ❜ ❛ You stole my boat! ❜ ❛ I borrowed. Borrowed without permission, but with every intention of bringing it back. ❜ ❛ It’s frightful bad luck to have a woman on board. ❜ ❛ She/he/they go free. ❜ ❛ You only got one shot. ❜ ❛ We can’t die. ❜ ❛ Don’t do anything stupid. ❜ ❛ The crew are not to be harmed. ❜ ❛ Curse you for breathin’, ya slack-jawed idiot. ❜ ❛ You should know better than to wake a man when he’s sleepin’. It’s bad luck. ❜ ❛ Savvy? ❜ ❛ It’s not worth you getting beat again. ❜ ❛ You didn’t beat me. ❜ ❛ You ignored the rules of engagement. In a fair fair, I’d kill you. ❜ ❛ That’s not much incentive for me to fight fair then, is it? ❜ ❛ The deepest circle of hell is reserved for betrayers and mutineers. ❜ ❛ You know nothing of hell. ❜ ❛ How can we sail to an island that nobody can find with a compass that doesn’t work? ❜ ❛ I’m actually feeling rather good about this. ❜ ❛ You could surrender. ❜ ❛ I’m gonna teach you the meaning of pain. ❜ ❛ You like pain? Try wearing a corset. ❜ ❛ Wretch. ❜ ❛ I couldn’t resist, mate. ❜ ❛ That’s got to be the best pirate I’ve ever seen. ❜ ❛ I cannot just step aside and let you escape. ❜ ❛ This shot was not meant for you. ❜ ❛ You’re pirates. ❜ ❛ Hang the code, and hang the rules. They’re more like guidelines, anyway. ❜ ❛ You lying bastard! ❜ ❛ Don’t dare impugn me honor, boy/girl! ❜ ❛ I always liked you. ❜ ❛ It goes with your black heart. ❜ ❛ I really rather hoped we were past all this. ❜ ❛ Perhaps you’ll conjure up another miraculous escape, but I doubt it. ❜ ❛ Do us a favor. I know it’s difficult for you… but please, stay here, and try not to do anything… stupid. ❜ ❛ Even a good decision if made for the wrong reasons can be a wrong decision. ❜ ❛ Any man who falls behind, is left behind. ❜ ❛ Take what you can! Give nothin’ back. ❜ ❛ I hardly believe in ghost stories. ❜ ❛ We are cursed men. ❜ ❛ Will you be saving her/him then? ❜ ❛ I can’t swim. ❜ ❛ I’m watching over you. ❜ ❛ I should have told you from the moment I met you. I love you. ❜ ❛ Hang him. ❜ ❛ Keep your guns on him, men. ❜ ❛ How did you escape last time? ❜ ❛ This man/woman/person saved my life. ❜ ❛ One good deed is not enough to redeem a man of a lifetime of wickedness. ❜ ❛ Come out… and we promise we won’t hurt you. ❜ ❛ I invoke the right of parlay. ❜ ❛ I can’t breathe. ❜ ❛ You seem somewhat familiar. Have I threatened you before? ❜ ❛ I had a dream about you last night. ❜ ❛ You don’t want to be doing that, mate. ❜ ❛ I’m curious. After killing me, what is it you’re planning on doing next? ❜ ❛ Do you have the courage and fortitude to follow orders and stay true in the face of danger and almost certain death? ❜ ❛ You forget your place. ❜ ❛ So, this is where your heart truly lies? ❜ ❛ I already feel like a fool. ❜ ❛ I admire a person who’s willing to do whatever’s necessary. ❜ ❛ You’re a smart man/woman/person, but I don’t entirely trust you. ❜ ❛ I’m not sure I deserved that. ❜ ❛ I may have deserved that. ❜ ❛ You’re safe now. ❜ ❛ You’re despicable. ❜ ❛ I saved your life, you saved mine. We’re square. ❜ ❛ I can get you out of here. ❜ ❛ I’d need a lot more to drink. ❜ ❛ It was a good plan.. up ‘till now. ❜ ❛ Do not make the mistake in thinking you are the only man here who cares for NAME. ❜ ❛ Is there a problem between us? ❜ ❛ Every decision you’ve made has only brought us from bad to worse. ❜ ❛ Easy on the goods, darling. ❜ ❛ I’m not entirely sure that I’ve had enough rum to allow that kind of talk. ❜ ❛ He’s still breathing. ❜ ❛ Easy on the goods, darling. ❜

☹ For yours to accidentally hit mine in the face with the door. ↘ For yours to accidentally make mine trip on the stairs. ♨ For mine to accidentally burn yours with coffee.  ✄ For mine to accidentally break a glass and get yours cut.  ♥ For mine to accidentally bite yours too hard while kissing. ♕ For yours to accidentally hit their head with mine’s head. ❊  both of them to accidentally fall right into a thorn bush. ☄ For both of them to accidentally get bitten by a furious dog. ✚ For both of them to accidentally get food poisoned. ⊙⊙ For yours to accidentally get soap in mine’s eyes.  ✗ For mine to accidentally cause an allergic reaction to yours.

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so i’m at the dollar store right

"I’m Henry, by the way," he introduced himself, stopping his playing to offer her his hand to shake.

"I'm Eponine," she introduced warmly, tucking a piece of hair behind her ear. "I didn't reserve the room, so you're safe if you want to keep going. "And if that's messing around, I'd love to see you when you're serious..."

"Sorry, hi, I didn’t hear you come in."

"I'm sorry...I thought this room was vacant..." she began, glancing around. "By the way, you're really talented."