Killer Queen.

my due date is in like 4 days and fuck if i know how to take care of a baby

i can’t believe achilles has the word chill in his name this is the BEST example of false advertisement i’ve ever seen

I think relationships in general are over romanticized like at the end of the day I’m pretty sure a good relationship is just two people who know how to hang out and talk to each other not whether or not they can right all your wrongs or paint a picture of a thousand suns with the breath from your lungs or some shit

me @ myself: what the fuck happened to you

why does owen wilson have the most distinct memorable voice in the entire world i literally can’t read the word ‘wow’ without hearing his voice in my head like ‘wow :~)’