A False Air Of Positivity

American middle school: okay for gym class today we're going to learn how to square dance like a bunch of cowboys. The cookie monster pajama pants white trash girl and the most suicidal autistic boy will be going first

the one time i tried to be high on shrooms in public it was in olympia i walked into this coffeeshop and ordered a medium thai tea and the barista says, “are you sure you dont want a large? everything is the same price.” and in my bewilderment i looked up at the drink board and literally everything was $2.65

If i had the death note the only evidence pointing to me would be vague tumblr posts like “lmfaooooo I’m fuckin these people UP jdhdhdjsjsj” like they’d never find me