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Imagine an elf is given a job to do at a human institution. The humans think elves don’t need bathroom breaks, since they know they can hold it for days, but this elf has been traveling to reach their job, and has already been holding it to the point they are in pain. They ask for a break, but their job is important and time sensitive, so they admit they can still hold it when asked. After a full day of work, the elf tries to reach the bathroom in time, but they were never told where it is.
i’m not sure why you sent me this but it sounds like elf sensitivity training is in order
also i want to make a bathroom joke but my imagination is
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butch lesbians and eccentric gay men are the backbone of our society btw. if you love who you are even though you’re told you should be anything else you’re the coolest bitch alive
specifically SPECIFICALLY lesbians who were told time and again they weren’t feminine enough or that they were undesirable and gay men who were constantly mistreated for not being masculine enough. for little girls who played in the dirt and boys who wanted to dress up. for other people like me who have been bullied since we were five. it feels like there’s no one in the world like us but i see you and i love you
hey share this version btw
theres a hole in the wall in my brothers’ room because they were fighting (for fun not anger) in there once and one of them knocked the other into the wall so hard his head made that hole, so they put two small skeletons in there for decoration
they tapped up the “décor” sign up because according to them the skeleton is named décor and the one underneath him is his husband. also worth noting that they found 2 dollars in there the other day
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I just love it when Décor the Skeleton finds his way back onto my dash
⭐️Help me raise money to fix my car!
Hey there fellas! This took a couple of hours to bring myself to make because I feel guilty asking for help but as some of you may know. My only form of transportation is in need of repairs since the wheel alignment and inner left tire rod being extremely loose making my car extremely unsafe to drive!
My front passenger window is also in need of being replaced and fixed. Winter of coming and I’d like to fix my car before the snow hits so anything helps!
commissions can’t cover the cost of repairs, they’re barely enough to help me pay rent and such every month, i cant physically handle taking more commissions than right now;;; im so sorry;;; so this is a desperate cry for help?? if you wish to support me id be so grateful!!
the goal is 500 USD!! more info in the donation link!
Thank you so much! 💕💕
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Just realized that both coming out day and indigenous peoples day are on the 11th this year so here's your reminder from your local queer native to not let Indigenous Peoples Day get ignored and forgotten this year. Support natives even if they're not queer this october 11th, and don't let white + colonized narratives be the main focus of the day.
Also I highly encourage white people to reblog this

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Just realized that both coming out day and indigenous peoples day are on the 11th this year so here's your reminder from your local queer native to not let Indigenous Peoples Day get ignored and forgotten this year. Support natives even if they're not queer this october 11th, and don't let white + colonized narratives be the main focus of the day.
Also I highly encourage white people to reblog this
that one scene in hotel transmasculine where that guy shows Mavis the first sunrise she’s ever seen while making sure she doesn’t get burnt invented vampire/human romance actually like twilight could NEVER
Hotel transmasculine
so obviously Kris has licked the soul but do you think if Susie woke up in the middle of the night on the couch to find Kris holding their soul out to her and going "hey. lick this. it's like licking a battery it sucks" would she
theres a hole in the wall in my brothers’ room because they were fighting (for fun not anger) in there once and one of them knocked the other into the wall so hard his head made that hole, so they put two small skeletons in there for decoration
they tapped up the “décor” sign up because according to them the skeleton is named décor and the one underneath him is his husband. also worth noting that they found 2 dollars in there the other day
FVGBH;SXDCFVGNJNFKLEOI45UT6Y
I just love it when Décor the Skeleton finds his way back onto my dash
DO NOT SUPPORT SALVATION ARMY
I can back this up. It isn’t only their shelters.
I have a family friend who worked at our local Salvation Army headquarters as a a secretary. This particular office took all the Christmas donations for children in need, put them in a warehouse, and on a designated day the staff and their friends picked through them all, taking whatever they wanted. She saw people hauling away bikes donated for specific families. Some local children had hundreds of dollars of gifts donated in their name, and on Christmas they received three cheap things, items likely not even from the person who sponsored them.
My friend quit, and I’ve not given them a dime of my money since then.
Do not give to the Salvation Army.
Do Not. Give. To. Salvation. Army
My turn.
I’m a wildfire and disaster logistics specialist.
I deal with a lot of agencies who provide disaster relief.
I used to say the Salvation Army’s disaster services were the one (literally the ONE) good thing they did.
They would come in, set up a canteen trailer, make and pass out hot coffee and donated food in a disaster, usually being one of the first agencies to get there and the last to leave.
Then I found out.
Every time they did this, regardless of if they were actually invited or deployed by the agency in charge (usually FEMA, sometimes others) they would SELF-DEPLOY. Meanjng they would just show up. Ok. That’s not TOO bad, sometimes agencies have to take initiative and get there before the red tape is sorted out. BUT. They, after they left at the end of the incident, they would send FEMA or the host agency a BILL. They used one or two paid employees (usually the driver of the truck and a supervisor); and many VOLUNTEERS, but they would bill for EVERYONE’s Labor at standard federal rates. They would bill for the food they distributed even though it was all donated by another agency or private parties. They would bill for the coffee they made and the supplies. Except they would use electricity from the shelter location, water from donations or from the shelter, and in many cases, they would get the coffee and industrial filters DONATED, but bill for them at retail prices.
Don’t FUCKING give to the Salvation Army.
The Salvation Army is also ass to the workers. A good number of people join it, naively thinking that it’s doing good, and end up leaving cynical and beaten down. The management is hostile, if not outright abusive, and demand some ridiculous hours of it lower to mid-level staff. Don’t support these people.
Unsettling update
Find better local charities and shelters and give to them instead!
Do not give your fucking money to the Salvation Army. Give it to another charity instead.

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Happy 6th to Undertale!
I'm convinced that cats clean themselves after eating because they have this image in their head that they must be covered in blood and gore after their successful hunt, but I know by looking at them that all they have are little crumbs on their chin from their kitty crunchies