BROWN BOY BLUE.

scrolling twitter today and then coming over here is like walking out of a burning building and then walking into the calm remains of a building that burnt down 5 years ago and has been reclaimed by nature.

the anniversary of library paste man’s death is in four days.

One hundred and ten years ago to the day. Amazing. Incredible.

Bro, christopher columbas was a colonizer piece of shit and all, but if youre not talking about the forced sterilization of indigenous women, the lack of access to clean drinking water on reserves, the missing indigenous women who go missing with no investigation, or any of the other multitudes of indigenous issues happening currently today, your bonus woke points for saying fuck christopher columbus arent worth shit tbh

I… I think the might be the best thing that has ever happened to me…

I have listened to this FIVE TIMES and it keeps making me laugh. Normally I’m sort of mortified by the sound of my own writing being read aloud, but this is so well done that it doesn’t even sound like mine anymore. The jokes that are only vaguely funny in my head are hysterical when delivered with such skill. Thank you for creating genuine art out of my shitpost.

X-Men are real, their powers are just super shitty.

[captions] Narrator from behind camera: “Hi, this is my friend Anna Smith, she has a superpower. Whenever she touches any electronic the fire alarm will go off. Please, show!” Anna: “Would you like to watch some [pauses, touches tv. fire alarm rings out before stopping abruptly] TV? [laughter offscreen] How bout- you want some [pauses, touches A/C controls. fire alarms rings out before stopping abruptly] cold air?[laughter offscreen] How ‘bout turn the lights off? [touches light, fire alarm rings out once]  Narrator: “Wait, show me- show me your cool basketball trick?” Anna: [jumps and touches fire alarm, causing it to go off once] “KOBE!” [laughter offscreen] D’you want some [touches microwave, fire alarm goes off before stopping abruptly] popcorn?” Narrator: “Oh no, it’s literally just you. [bangs hand on microwave, fire alarm is completely silent] I-” [laughs]

this is the best possible ending to rummaging through childhood art

Do ladies love stupid men or do they just love men who don’t exhaust every opportunity to feel smart

“I used to think that melancholy was a vegetable” that’s incredible, let’s hang out more

3D

4 or 5D

1E

the remote, secluded and little known rice terraces of yuanyang county in china’s yunnan province were built by the hani people along the contours of ailao mountain range five hundred years ago. during the early spring season, the terraces, once planted, are irrigated with spring water from the forest above, reflecting sunlight to create these stain glass like landscapes. (x, x,  x, x, x, x)