apatosaurus

This should be the last episode, no episode after this can compare.

Y’ALL

why does she start crying lmfaoaiysisyeieisisosi

Kung-Fu Hustle

When your mother was pregnant with you, she was losing her bone mass to build your skeleton. Your bone is literally your mother’s bone. Alhamdullilah.

The physiology of this works in the following way: calcium resorption increases in pregnant women so that calcium ions from the mother’s solid bones are put into the blood, passed through the placenta, and given to the fetus. Those calcium ions then get deposited into the developing skeleton of the fetus. Thus, you are literally built from your mother’s bones.

Good i didn’t ask for her ass to have me that’s why i stole her bones bitch

PUT THIS IN THE GUGGENHEIM ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME RN??????

why these videos gotta be so short