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hcppy-days replied to your post: ‘ this show sucks. ’
“When you said you wanted to try to get me into anime I-I didn’t expect…this.”
“Let’s just say it’s something I thought you’d enjoy? I mean, who could better understand the beauty of a painful anime than the King of Painful himself?”
‘ this show sucks. ’
“Of course it sucks. That’s what makes it so entertaining.”
He replies without looking away from the TV screen, a stupid smile plastered on his face as he continues to watch the sucky show in question.
" Ehe, I was the same way when I was your age~"
“........................”
Just a long, deadpan stare from him for almost a full minute.
“... Was that sarcasm? Are you trying to be funny? I genuinely can’t tell with you anymore.”
redcxded:
“But I said, it was an accident!”
Just being beaten with Choromatsu’s vicious weapon wouldn’t be so bad. After all he could have got some compensation in form of a few coins from the piggy-bank. But Osomatsu didn’t just break those things.
To be fair, he wasn’t even going to go anywhere that day, deciding in favour of a lazy day. Even though, technically, every day was a lazy day for him. And what could be a better way to spend such day than reading comics on a couch. On a couch that somebody had hidden Choromatsu’s stuff on. On a couch that the eldest jumped on. On a couch that left his butt in pain.
“I am the victim! I DEMAND FAIR COURT! JUDGE IS BRIBED!”
“STOP SHOUTING OR I’LL THROW YOUR ASS IN A HOLDING CELL!”
He got a bit too wrapped up in his brother’s little scenario, and was visibly embarrassed about it afterward. He looked away and coughed awkwardly before going back to his previous scolding.
“Whether you meant to do it or not, this happened because of your lack of foresight. I mean, who just jumps on a couch without looking to see if anything’s there beforehand? You got off light with that bruise on your ass, but I won’t be so lenient this time...”

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~jazz hands~
* soft family things
‘ i love you so, so much. ’
‘ stop putting your head down in my house. you know my rule. it’s all love and all pride in this house. ’
‘ lost things have a way of turning up. ’
‘ watch your mouth. ’
‘ not so fast. you still have some vegetables left. ’
‘ very funny. ’
‘ i think you’re due for a haircut. ’
‘ come on. bedtime. ’
‘ and when were you going to tell me? ’
‘ i’m glad you came into my life. ’
‘ you were talking in your sleep. ’
‘ come here. i’ll fix it. ’
‘ this show sucks. ’
‘ mom/dad, can we go home now? ’
‘ you forgot something. ’
‘ can we stay like this for a little while? it’s nice. ’
‘ hot chocolate helps. and good company. ’
‘ you’ll feel better once you take your medicine and have a nap. ’
‘ close your eyes. it’s a surprise. ’
‘ it’s good to have you home. ’
‘ i’m not angry with you, just disappointed. ’
‘ your shoe’s untied. ’
‘ i missed this. ’
‘ hey, hey. sit down. deep breaths. ’
‘ will you tuck me in? ’
‘ go to your room and stay there until you’ve calmed down. ’
‘ i heard crying. i got worried. ’
‘ don’t use that tone with me. ’
‘ well, i love you more. ’
‘ just focus on my voice. that’s it. you’re okay. we’re okay. ’
‘ this movie is too scary. turn it off. ’
‘ how long have you been sick? ’
‘ don’t play with your food. ’
‘ i’ll stay right here until you fall asleep. ’
‘ don’t even think about going outside without your coat. ’
‘ i’m not asking you, i’m telling you. ’
‘ you can pick the story tonight. ’
‘ everyone needs somebody. we got each other. ’
‘ you call that a hug? ’
‘ i was the same way when i was your age. ’
ironwoman359:
aluox:
There’s probably more but these are the ones I can think of at the moment! Please be considerate and don’t play pranks at other people’s expenses!
Have fun everyone!
Reminder as we’re now a month away from the occasion to be kind! Also reminder that April 1st is my actual IRL I’m not kidding birthday, so I never do any sort of pranks at all (cuz you know, it’s MY day) so my blog is an April Fools Free zone!
"Is that a crime? Probably."
@brotherthree
“Beating your eldest is definitely a crime! DEFINITELY! I apologized for breaking you figurine and piggy bank, did I not?!”
“Yes. Yes, I suppose that short, half-assed speech of yours could technically be considered an apology.”
He’s still holding the rolled-up magazine with which he’d been dealing out his punishment, still batting it threateningly against his open palm.
“But you’re a criminal too, Nii-san. And some crimes can never be forgiven...”
purplematsuno4:
“Yeah it should be fine. Just be careful.” It was funny to see his brother actually drop his straight man tendencies for a moment. Choro was as much a neet as the rest of them in the end. Ichimatsu snickered a little over how nervous the other looked about simply petting a cat. The calico cat watched curiously. It batted slightly its claws not out at his shaky hand unsure if the green matsu was trying to play.
“Ah...”
He pulled his hand back out of reflex, still more nervous about this whole thing than he’d like to admit. He waited a short moment before slowly, cautiously reaching out toward the top of its head again.
“It’s okay... I’m not gonna hurt you, I promise...”
He had most of his hand covered by the sleeve of his hoodie, just in case. He didn’t need to spend the next week with a hand covered in band-aids. How did his brother handle all those scratches...?

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“ YOU ARE NOT IMMUNE TO PROPAGANDA.”
It’s a Doctor Thing!
historias-multorum:
Karamatsu never liked to admit it, but he did scare easily. He wanted to assume that the rest of his brothers were fast asleep, it was midnight for goodness sake! He choked a bit on some rice before scrambling to make himself presentable.
“Ah-! H-Hey there! C-Choromatsu! Fancy seeing you here, what’s up!?” Be cool, please oh please be cool.
Whoa. It was pretty rare to see Karamatsu drop his “cool” facade to such a degree. That obviously meant there was something amiss, but in a strange way, seeing him like that made Choromatsu kind of... happy?
“Well, I just got back home from the office, otherwise not much with me. But, uh... why were you shoving your laundry under the couch like that? You know that’s not where our laundry goes, right?”
He walked over and crouched down by the couch, getting ready to fish out the discarded clothes.
“It’s late and I’m pretty tired, but I’ll help you wash a small load if you want.”
pinkumatsu:
Soon enough, Todomatsu started to panic. If there’s something he never learned through the years, it was his brothers’ absolute love for money. How could he always neglect this important detail? His plan was going to fail, obviously! He can’t hide his job, even a girlfriend if he wants to, but money? Impossible.
“Hey, Choromatsu… If you wonder, I didn’t win anything. I lost all my money.” He said, with the most natural voice he can. Sure, this will probably fail, but he can at least gain a little time to think of something.
“Oh, did you? That’s no good. I mean, I did warn you about burning all your money at the pachinko parlor the second you get any, to be fair...”
Is he doing a good job of acting like he doesn’t see right through this dry monster’s bullshit? He hopes so.
“I have to say, though... for someone who just lost so much money, you had a pretty big smile on your face when you walked through that door. Did you score a date with a cute girl or something on your way home?”
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This time, I will be lucky! Is what Todomatsu thought before entering into the pachinko. And his wish came true, a few moments later, he got out with a pretty good amount of money. At first, he couldn’t believe it. That much money, for a NEET like him? He must be dreaming. But it was true. Happily, he puts the money in his bag and started to walk home. He was already thinking about what he could do with all this money. But his joy was suddenly cut when he thought about something: His brothers. Last time, he got caught before he went home too late. This time, he won’t make the same mistake. He will find somewhere to hide the money with the flow, probably.
“I’m home…” He quietly said, as if his life was in danger. Still quiet, he walked inside. No one seemed to be home, this was his chance. At least, that was what he thought…
Sure enough, there was someone sitting there in the dark, waiting for his brother to return with his selfishly-hoarded riches. He had no idea what it was that had alerted him to those riches, or to any pachinko-related activity at all... but nonetheless, he was right there, ready to flip on the light the moment Totty had closed the door behind him.
“Welcome home, Todomatsu.”
Call it a big brother instinct, perhaps.
purplematsuno4:
He’d forgotten to leave the cat nip with the cats one time and had accidentally let the whole hoard follow him home. He got yelled at, but at the same time he kinda enjoyed the chaos of it enough that all the time spent getting cat hair out was mostly worth it. Not worth repeating though.
He sat up a bit to acknowledge the other. “Don’t worry. I’ll make sure they won’t this time.” Before laying back down and gently scratching under the chin of one of the many cats he’d gathered. “Do you want to pet one before you go? They’re pretty friendly.”
“Oh? C-Can I? Is it really alright?”
And just like that, his stern act seemed to vanish in an instant. He fumbled awkwardly with his bags as he tried to set them down without spilling their contents, then crouched down in front of a particularly fluffy-looking calico.
“Is this one okay?”
He slowly reached a shaking hand out to the little creature.
“Hi there...”

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If one were to glance down the alleyway they would see a dumb twenty-something covered in stray cats laying on the ground. How did he attract so many? Put a ridiculous amount of catnip in your hoodie pocket and feed your local strays, that’s how. He could easily be mistaken for a corpse.The only sign of life is he was petting some of the cats. The NEET was content.
It just so happened to be one of his dumb twenty-something older brothers who glanced down that alleyway. He was on his way back home from a short grocery run with several bags of food in hand, but he couldn’t help but stop to stare at the phenomenon before him.
So many cats... was his brother some sort of cat wizard or something? As much as he wanted to stoop down and pet one, his inner tsukkomi won out instead, and he sighed lightly.
“Ichimatsu... I hope you’re not planning on letting all these cats follow you home. We don’t have enough lint rollers to de-hair the entire house again.”
Pinkumatsu
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